Rather appropriate I think.
I am watching Dirty Jobs.
Dirty jobs, dirty mind, dirty everything, what on earth are you doing on a clean site like this.
I'm presently in the City taking myself out for lunch.
After all others turned you down, you agreed to go with yourself only reluctantly.
I would like to go to Thailand for a vacation.
You know you can't go because of your criminal past.
Bought myself a new jacket whilst in town, very smart.
You paid $600 for a $15 jacket. Not as smart as you thought.
Going to the gym now to work on my pecs
Man boobs you mean.
I am reading the best book.
Next will learn numbers.
I'm being picked up at four in the morning.
That's when the police think you would most likely be home.
I may go hang gliding this weekend.
You mean gliding into bed from your hangover you drunken sot.
Going to watch a great game of football tomorrow.
You really should get up and exercise more...I think thy gut is getting thicker.
I made coffee and forgot to put the carafe in the coffee maker.
What else would you expect from a dumb blonde with a broad..........
Just completed a five mile walk along the beach.
Good thing you took my advice. Maybe you should try 5 more :wink:
I am procrastinating again
Since you never do anything, it's hard to call it procrastinating. You're so inert, I think somebody should check your pulse, to see if you still have one.
I'd love to have some freshly squeezed orange juice.
That would be good. It would shut you up for a moment anyway.
I am learning my numbers today.
Good for you! That only took you 20 years. Keep watching Sesame Street, you might even learn the alphabet one day.
I forgot to water my lawn yesterday.
I hope you remember today and give it a little extra so it doesn't scorch.
I'm gonna watch the great movie; Hannah and Her Sisters
Unless it's a 10 minute cartoon version, you'll never be able to follow the plot, dummy.
I making up my weekly shopping list.
So far it reads: Beer, Gin, Vodka and Twinkies
I've been working too much lately!
Going to pick up your unemployment check is too much work for you, you lazy bum?
It's so hot here, I think I'll have a cold dinner tonight.
Another way of saying you're too lazy to cook.
I am in downtown LA on my laptop.
