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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 10:07 am
Well, hurry up and get over to McDonalds. They're waiting to change the numbers from 1 billion to 2 billion served.

I was out in the sun all afternoon yesterday.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 04:23 pm
Contributing even more to your already wrinkled skin.


I am headed to Santa Barbara shortly for cocktails.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 03:51 am
Panhandling for booze money is better there?

I have to unload the trunk of my car.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 03:56 am
Been scavenging the local rubbish dump again have you.

Grilled myself a delicious T-bone steak tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 04:05 am
You made good use of that dead squirrel you found in the road. Don't bother to share your recipe tips.

I make a good cup of coffee.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 05:01 am
Its called Irish coffee, full of alcohol, can't leave it alone, can you.

A relaxing evening tonight watching television.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 06:21 am
Watching steamy sex on the adult channels is as close as you ever got to the real thing thing, you horny loser.

I never see my neighbors anymore.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 07:45 pm
Not since they put the shades up.


I suspect my next door neighbor of being in the CIA.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 08:23 pm
No doubt checking on your suspect behaviour and shady past.

Just fitted a water purifier in my kitchen.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 10:43 pm
Dutchy wrote:

Just fitted a water purifier in my kitchen.


Succinct

I may have a glass or two
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 10:53 pm
Or however many it takes until the bottle's empty.


I just had a small glass of Baily's Irish Cream.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jul, 2008 11:09 pm
The last glass after you polished off the whole bottle you sot.

Cooking myself something special for dinner tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 01:30 pm
Your usual Tuesday night can of chicken noodle soup, Emeril?

I met two delightful children today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 03:05 pm
Hansel and Gretel. You tried to toss them in the oven but boy did they show you!


I am wearing a tie today for a few hours.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 05:31 pm
The funny bow tie that squirts water? Wow, it's a big night for you, if you're wearing that tie. This blind date will probably be just like all your others--she'll head for the first ladies room she sees and escape through the window.

My dog wants something from me, but I'm not sure what it is.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 Jul, 2008 10:34 pm
Why don't you feed the mongrel.

Washed and polished my car today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2008 10:52 am
Too bad you're not smart enough to get a license, so you could actually drive it.

I think I'll go out for a drive later.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2008 05:00 pm
The only thing you'll go out and drive, are people crazy.

Have to find a suitcase today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2008 05:44 pm
Off to the penitentiary again?

Have a busy schedule today and won't be here much.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2008 07:43 pm
It would be even better if you weren't here at all.


I just did a voice over for a company cartoon.
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