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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:13 pm
What's it called? Mountain Eew?


I don't feel like doing anything.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:45 pm
And that's when you're feeling ambitious!


I am growing a scruffy beard.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 10:00 pm
Not surprised, fits in with your scruffy character, you bum.

Due for a heft tax return this year.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 12:11 am
Dutchy wrote:

Due for a heft tax return this year.


So many words, what a shame you can't string them together.

Think I might join a chat room without you.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 12:29 am
Do that, you won't be missed here you pedantic struggler.

Time to realx, sit down and have a beer.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 06:06 pm
You just woke up! For you, beer really is a breakfast food, you lush.

I bought some bottled water today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 03:32 am
About time, your system needs a good clean after all that alcohol.

Having beautiful whiting fillets for dinner tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 11:08 am
There were rumors you've been eating canned cat food, but I didn't believe it until now.

I can be hard to please.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 09:12 pm
That's why you're still single. That and your face.


I have not played basketball in over a year!
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 10:48 pm
*Good one Nick Laughing

No wonder, you're totally overweight, you obese piece of a human being.

Can pride myself in a taut, lean and terrific body.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 06:12 am
Yes, you do keep your dog in great shape, he looks terrific. Your body, on the other hand, is a flabby, flaccid mess.

I'm going to a concert tonight.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 10:32 am
"Papa Scrubs and the Blue Balls" concert. Have fun!


I can't decide which function to attend this evening.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 02:07 pm
That must mean it's the annual Open House Night at the old folks home and you can't decide between Bingo and the Lawrence Welk sing-a-long. Since you're tone deaf, try Bingo. If everyone else there falls asleep, as they usually do, you might even win. Enjoy your sizzling night on the town, it's about your speed.

I'm not sure what to wear tonight.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 02:33 pm
You're staying home tonight. Your usual mens briefs would be just fine.




I am going to the gym shortly
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:10 pm
Don't bother, that scrawny body is beyond hope. Besides, I thought the owner told you to stay away because the sight of you was bad for business.

I received a present in the mail today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2008 04:27 pm
Probably your underwear you left behind during your last besotted one night stand.

Seeing some friends off at the airport today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 07:33 am
After they cut short their visit because they couldn't take being around you any longer.

I haven't taken in my newspaper yet.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 07:49 am
Don't worry about being seen by your neighbors, they're avoiding you.

Making a to-do list for a vacation.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 08:28 am
So far it reads "Get drunk".


I will be vacationing in Nevada in a few weeks.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2008 09:16 am
So they finally picked you up for violating your parole in Vegas.

I haven't eaten breakfast yet.
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