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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2008 06:40 pm
Your excuse to get drunk again you old moll.

Saturday here and time to do the garden.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 07:51 am
Manure is definitely your signature fragrance.

I'm watching the Wimbledon ladies' singles final.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 07:57 am
No doubt reminds you of your younger days when you had the looks and opportunity to plays with balls.

I am going to have a sleep in on Sunday morning.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 09:48 am
Translation: You're so drunk you'll be lucky if you wake up at all on Sunday.


I have another function to attend today as well.
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mismi
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 10:04 am
Are you sure you want to call going to the grocery to pick up more beer a "function"?

I put up a new mail box and planted black-eyed susan's today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 10:13 am
Meaning it will probably be some time before Susan forgives you for whacking her in the face with the mailbox.


I must get ready to leave now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 11:33 am
Since you never shower, shave, or change your clothes, that should take you no time at all.

I'm glad I don't have to go out today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 5 Jul, 2008 06:12 pm
Who wants to see you anyway, you overweight gossipy old dragon.

Going for a seaside luncheon today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2008 12:42 am
You'll eat whatever the tide rolls in.


Just returned from a lovely soirée.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2008 01:01 am
Is that what you call an evening of debauchery with your lowlife friends.

Spent a peaceful Sunday at home today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 08:57 am
That's because everyone's deserted you. Who can blame them.

I'm going to try something new today.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 11:55 am
Well, the list of things you should try is endless, but you can start with these: thinking, washing, tidying up, being friendly, brushing your hair, wiping your nose...


I think I'll make some chicken soup from the bones I have.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 02:24 pm
Are those the bones you stole from your neighbor's dog? How low can you get.

It's too warm for me to work in the garden this afternoon.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 05:45 pm
Good excuse to hit the bottle again you lazy sot.

Going to attend a farewell dinner tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 06:50 pm
You got fired from another job? Man, are you a loser.

I just listened to some beautiful music.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 08:07 pm
You didn't listen to music, you perved at the Il Divos boys, you sex maniac.

I just had the most delicious mug of cappuccino and cake.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2008 07:27 pm
Didn't the cake get soggy?

I've decided to start doing yoga again.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2008 08:52 pm
About time you ugly fat slob.

Having a haircut this afternoon.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 12:08 pm
That must be "hair" in the singular, chrome dome, as in, "Having a hair cut". Some guys look good bald, too bad you're not one of them.

I am going to do some repair work.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 07:39 pm
I hope it's on your face.


I'm going to be in a new independent film as a mountaineer.
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