Now that the neighbors are complaining about the stench! You might consider a shower and laundry as well.
I don't need air conditioning here near the shore.
I'm glad that living under the boardwalk, in a cardboard box, has some benefits.
I got some surprising news yesterday,
I heard it, you're not pregnant for a change.
Looking forward to the football tomorrow.
Another day of junk food and beer in front of the TV. Since your waistline continues to balloon, your body now resembles a football.
I like bargain hunting.
You won't find them at the rubbish dumps where you fossick.
Gonna make myself a cappuccino with apple cake shortly.
I heard you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, just from continuously lifting your fork. In your case, it should be called "Glutton's Wrist".
It's supposed to be hot and steamy today.
The weather, or the videos you insist on watching all day?
I have an Arab student arriving today.
This time, try to keep your hands off him, you pathetic old bag. The last student you had was so traumatized by your pawing and groping at him, he's still under sedation.
I think I have excellent taste.
You call that taste picking up derelicts and seducing them to satisfy your cravings.
I always dress up to the nines.
With a face likes yours it doesn't matter how nicely you dress. You're still ugly!
I am sporting jeans and a sleeveless t-shirt.
They're the usual clothes you find in the trash. And my, don't your arms look skinny and pathetic?
I'm about to gather roses from my garden.
Aren't you confusing weeds with roses you short sited granny.
Going to do some wine tasting tomorrow.
Of course you will, just like you did today, and yesterday, and the day before that...You just keep "tasting" that cheap wine from the time you get up in the morning, until the time you pass out at night...you don't do anything except "wine tasting", you boring sot. If you ever sobered up, now that would really be news.
I've been throwing out a lot of old mail.
Pity you couldn't throw yourself out as well you boring fat old tart.
Going to watch a Richard Clayderman concert on TV shortly.
If you had any talent, or any ambition, you'd do more than just sit and watch TV, you lazy bum.
I love watching movies.
You call that movies, double x-rated chick flicks, you man-eater.
I will skip church tomorrow for once.
You should be embarrassed to show your face in there, after all you were caught stealing from the collection plate, you lowlife.
I have to water my plants today.
Shouldn't you have done that before they died?
I am having a hard time staying focused today.
Hey, airhead, you have a hard time staying focused every day.
I am watching CNN right now--I'm a news hound.
You're a piece of dog crap is what you are.
I just saw a small bird fly by my window.
