Is traffic heavy over there on the sidewalk, George?
Paris Hilton is stuck in my head.
A dumb blonde in the head makes sure you stay dumb.
My mother-in-law came to lunch today.
Haven't you stopped needing to seek the approval of a mother figure?
I am not attracted to models that look like clothes hangers.
And clothes hangers that look like models are downright perverted.
This New Zealand Chardonnay is quite good.
...and it comes in those nifty little boxes with their very own straws!
I would love to visit New Zealand.
New Zealand just upped their terror alert level to high.
Au contraire, I think Paris Hilton is pretty smart. Like a fox.
She's more like a donkey, everyone looks at the ass.
Shepards pie for dinner.
I've been looking for my german shepherd.
There were no hot women at the gym today.
And there won't be until those peepholes you bored in the ladies' locker room are filled in.
How about a nice gin and tonic?
To go along with the 20 bears you already polished off?
I'm done work for the day.
Not unless you stop pouring short shots of cheap gin and using flat tonic water. And stop trying to pass green lemons for limes.
Burp!
That's the most intelligent thing you've said all day.
I'm looking for an online tutorial.
Didn't they teach you this in prison?
http://home.howstuffworks.com/lock-picking.htm
I'm checking my email.
Don't bother, no one likes you. And would you stop winking at me please.
I just bought some new jammies.
Wore out the seat on the old ones cause you never get off your butt, huh?
I just patch the seat of my pants.
You are not exactly known for your sartorial splendor.
I'm never sure what to eat for breakfast.
Just wait, and then your dilemma will be what to eat for lunch.
I must get out of my nightwear.
Must take you a while to peel off all those chains and leather bondage gear.
I don't know what to give people for Christmas.
Give them a treat, don't contact them at all.
I don't know what to give my sons for Christmas.
Take your own advice.
I think Albert Finney plays the best Scrooge.
