What are you talking about, you look good in a cage.
I have the t.v. going and I'm not watching it.
Multitasking is not for people in your age.
I love bitchin' with paula, and getting away with it!
Thats ok, a 13" black and white TV isn't worth it anyway.
I'm on my second cup of espresso already.
Java junkie.
I like a 75 degree day.
Sure ya do. If you pulled that with Urs, she'd bust you in the chops.
There are a lot of sales today. Maybe I'll go shopping.
Good news for someone in your financial situation
It is foggy outside today.
Not as foggy as in your head, buddy...
My brain froze up earlier on this thread
You should try keeping your head out of the fridge.
Time to get dressed now.
Call your mother.
This company does not provide free coffee.
You mean the intravenous amphetamines aren't enough to keep you awake?
I'm wearing a red sweater today.
Hooker red?
I look good in pink.
So do elephants.
I really have to straighten up my house.
Rose-colored glasses are deceptive like that.
I have a political bumper sticker on my car.
How profound.
My house is a mess, thanks to my 2 year old neice.
That's like complaining about a leaky faucet on the Titanic.
I need to do some research.
You said it, before getting onto these threads and pontificating.
I'm wearing a new cashmere sweater, so soft!
And no pants. So e-horny.
I'm tired today.
Too much ehorny sex, I suppose, which you seem an expert on.
I am planning a route through the south London suburbs by car and it's doing my head in.
You're mistaking your varicose veins for a road map.
I hope traffic is not heavy tonight.
In an effort to be less perverse, I'm leaving that one for someone else.