Too bad you are too dumb to spell the name Scrooge properly.
I've got to get a move on.
More fiber would help with that problem.
I had scrambled eggs and sausage patties for breakfast.
Nothing like clogging an artery first thing in the morning.
I had toast.
Well, someone's got to keep those arterial bypass surgeons employed.
I have a CD that I have to remove the scratches from.
That sounds exciting.
I take good care of my CD's.
Yes. You love them, pet them, and call them "George."
I do not know anyone named George.
I don't know anyone named MerlinsGodson.
I like my name, it means small.
Wish your behind was as small
I don't know what my name means.
It means "Oops".
My name means "farmer".
No surprise; you're always talking manure.
Cinnesthesia is not my real name.
That's only what they tell you, george<snicker>
I should get a nap now...ZzZzZZZZzz
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!, lazy bastid.
I consume to much junk food.
We all can see that, dear...
Did I make it on paula's BASTID list now?
Consider it done.
Bastids are coming out of the woodwork. Is George a bastid?
I'd call you paranoid, but everyone really IS out to get you.
So many Georges, so few bastids.
If you're not sure, why did you vote for him?
I woke up with a headache but now it's gone.
Husband left for work, eh?
I love caffeine, but hate coffee.
Try some Montain Dew, then you can become a true caffeine junky, like myself.
I'm drinkin' the Dew right..........~now~.
While you're down there, kiss a few frogs.
I am an excellent speller.
Can you spell "BORING?"
I'm going for a walk, shortly.
