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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:30 pm
Maybe to another wolf.

Will you all give generously to my new church? Can I really be defensive when I am god and able to smite you? Can anyone but a therapist actually insult a messiah complex, and can you really trust those fools? :cool:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:33 pm
Just because your 2 dollar hooker calls you God when she is peeing on you , doesnt make you one. Dont kid yourself... god was over 3inches long... you have 2 1/2 to go.


Am I the right kind of woman for a man?
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:34 pm
i couldn:t get inspired by your mire so should I invent my desire?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:37 pm
I was told by some that I wasn't mean enough to participate in these insult threads, so my response to shewolf is sure you're the right kind of woman for a man, since you seem to willing to do all that for a measly two bucks.

Do you think I should get a penis reduction? It's really chafing my heel.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:38 pm
No one would desire a big fat ugly cow like yourself.

Guess my weight.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:39 pm
Don't bother, it might trip you up under a bus.

Do I look best in green?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:40 pm
A penis reduction for you? I didn't know micro surgery was that micro.

Ever see a better pair of legs?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:41 pm
(Whoa. Traffic jam.)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:42 pm
I have seen better legs on a 90 year old woman. At least those were not in the air. Shave em, wash em, and maybe yours will be too.



Everyone loves me right?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:44 pm
I've seen better legs in a glass of cheap Portugeuse wine.

When will soccer ever become worth watching?
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:44 pm
The only jam you eat is toenail jam,does someknow where my penis butter is?

Green is not goodenough for you try bilious green for more charm,now where are my lucky charms?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:50 pm
only if love is a universal migraine blotting out all reason.
Do I need new glasses?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:53 pm
Obviously, dyslexia, since you can't see enough to put a capital letter at the beginning of your sentence.

Should I train as an opera singer?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:57 pm
Sure Clary, if it's Phantom of the Opera, or soap opera. Otherwise, you are buggered, methinks.

Should I train as a Ninja?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 01:58 pm
I thought you already had, everytime I read a post of yours, all the crystal in my cubboard shatters.
Do I really have 25% less ass than is legally allowable?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 02:00 pm
I cant tell how much ass you have lost over the years. Take off your hat and let me measure. Wash your crack while you are at it.


Should I be on the swim team?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 02:05 pm
Does lead float?

Is the reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself because women make up 51% of the population?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 02:45 pm
No, it's because of losers like you.

Would yoga be good for me?
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Laeknir Scrat
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 02:52 pm
Yoga is for meditation, not for losing excess weight. A brain, not fat, is needed for meditation.

Will I be able to read an intellectually challenging thread on A2K, instead of wacko digressions and stupid games?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2004 02:55 pm
I'd be shocked if you could read at all, you illiterate twit.

Why do I get nose-bleeds every day?
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