You can make coffee at your age?
Some guy's are cutting down a tree across the street from where i live,,, i loved watching that tree during a good storm,,, i hope that's o.k. with everyone.
They cut it down because they knew you liked it.
I love the Ventura Harbor
Is that because you're doing all your perving there.
It is freezing cold here this morning, a good time to stay inside near the warm fire.
The Men's Shelter has a fireplace? Or have they got you stoking the furance to earn your dinner?
I have to return one of my cable boxes.
It wasn't picking up the porn channels.
I need to get satellite radio in my car.
Your partner doesn't trust you any longer and wants to know where you are at all times, isn't that the truth you two-timing lothario!
My garden looks a picture of health after all the work I've put into it in recent weeks.
I think you need to look up the definition of health, or maybe a gardening manual would help. ( :wink: )
We found another snake in the backyard.
It was attracted to all the mice and rats living in that mound of garbage you have out there, you slob. In another week or so, your place will look like Snake City.
I am going out to buy some fresh fruit.
Got to feed the maggots, I suppose.
My son's in Strasbourg working on possible revision of the Lisbon Treaty.
Come off it--we all know he's in jail there for vagrancy. The only thing he's ever "revised" was your signature, when he used it to forge some checks.
My dog has been very pesty when I'm trying to sleep.
Pest-ridden, of course, fleas plus your bedbugs must keep you awake.
I've just had gooseberry crumble and custard.
I can tell, heard of a napkin?
Just finished reading A Passage to India.
I suppose you're now going to catch a slow boat to China you brainy smurf.
Getting the bbq ready to grill some lovely t-bone steaks for dinner.
Great cholesterol - who are you trying to kill?
I spent the afternoon putting notices in village post offices.
What do they say? "If you're looking for a good time, call Clary. Role playing, Dominatrix, etc available. Strictly private and confidential. Cash only. 666-2009."
The Post Master notified the police. They'll be at your door shortly.
I bought some lovely plants today.
That's what people that can't grow anything do.
My body aches.
If you stopped slamming yourself into the wall that might help.
I just ordered a pair of shoes.
Your stiletto's worn out walking the strip you flat footed tart.
Going to replace my fromt door today.
The police wield a mean axe during a drug raid, don't they.
I am enjoying some delicious cherries.
What was that phone number again ff?
The pub was hilarious tonight.
