Going to shoplift from the produce department again? I thought they barred you from that market, you crummy thief.
I have to go to the bank today.
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 06:50 am
Creditors breathing down your neck again, bankruptcy is the only alternative eh, you spendthrift.
Enjoying a nice cappuccino with a piece of hazelnut cake.
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firefly
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 07:11 am
Don't you ever stop eating, Porky? The chair you're sitting on is about to give way.
I am determined to be productive today.
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Dutchy
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 07:14 am
Yes, like getting in and out of bed you lazy good for nothing.
Having a drink with the boys tomorrow night after the football is over.
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firefly
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 07:54 am
You and the other sots will get arrested again, for another drunken brawl. Make sure you bring bail money with you.
I don't really care for the new brand of coffee I bought yesterday.
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Dutchy
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 04:37 pm
You wouldn't know the difference btween coffee and tea you dimwit.
Looking forward to the football this afternoon.
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NickFun
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 07:20 pm
Translation: looking forward to eating junk food and rinking beer until I pass out.
I hope the Lakers beat the Celtics
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firefly
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 07:47 pm
And, if they don't, your bookie will make sure you get a beating, you deadbeat.
I made a delicious Chicken salad tonight.
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Dutchy
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Fri 13 Jun, 2008 11:05 pm
Out of the box from KFC, I know your type, take away specialist.
Looking forward to some wine tasting on Sunday.
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firefly
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Sat 14 Jun, 2008 09:36 am
Quote:
Some wine tasting
Translation (from the Winos Dictionary): Buy a half gallon of the cheapest stuff, screw off the cap, insert straw, and "taste" repeatedly until stupor sets in.
I need to have some landscaping done on my property.
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NickFun
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Sat 14 Jun, 2008 01:50 pm
It's about time to fill in those sinkholes and move the decaying junk cars out, eh?
I think I look younger now than I did 5 years ago.
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Francis
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Sat 14 Jun, 2008 01:55 pm
Delusional is an euphemism when applied to you..
I'm five years older than I was in 2003...
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firefly
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Sat 14 Jun, 2008 09:15 pm
Too bad you're not five years smarter as well. In fact, you seem to be losing I.Q. points with each passing day.
The thunderstorm we had before seemed to upset my dog.
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Dutchy
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Sat 14 Jun, 2008 09:40 pm
You sure it was thunder and you weren't flatulating around the house as you normally.
The weather is just perfect as I'm about to go out.
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firefly
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Sun 15 Jun, 2008 09:22 am
It's nice that they let you out in the prison yard for an hour a day.
I'm planning a big project.
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Dutchy
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Sun 15 Jun, 2008 05:37 pm
Going to polish your shoes for a change.
Cleaning and painting my toolshed today.
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firefly
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Mon 16 Jun, 2008 04:48 am
It will take you over a week to clean out all the garbage and empty booze bottles you left in there, you slob. But, the good news is that you'll probably find your porn collection buried under that mess.
I think I am losing weight.
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Dutchy
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Mon 16 Jun, 2008 05:05 am
Did your partner tell you he is getting sick of being crushed by you when you lay on top of him you oversized whale.
It is nice sitting near the fire tonight with the wind and rain howling outside.
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jove
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Mon 16 Jun, 2008 06:42 am
Try sitting in the fire!
Now how did that feel?
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Dutchy
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Mon 16 Jun, 2008 06:48 am
Are you trying to be a comedianne?
Just made myself a nice cup of coffee with scones and jam.
