Problem is they're not connected and you have no one to call.
Going to download some music tomorrow and create a lively dvd.
Glad to hear you stopped stealing!
I really love a music man named LeiLow. (< that's what i call God, i made that name up with other relatives).
I'm sure God loves you too, even if no one else does.
I have to get my car washed.
Alas, you got my message written on your car's window glass.
Sometimes its necessary to act like stupid.
It seems to be necessary for you all of the time.
I just changed into shorts and sandals.
Guaranteed to make the most beautiful legs look terrible, so what do you think YOU look like?
I had some tasty organic strawberries just now.
Ah, the ones the restaurant next door was throwing away!
I'm going to be performing at a club in LA Friday night.
Performing your usual duties of mopping out the rest rooms?
I've got to do some laundry later.
I would throw them old rags away if I were you.
Ready for a big night sleep.
Drunk enough to pass out already?
I think I'm a news junkie.
If you can get high on disasters and politics, good luck to you!
I'm sharing my house with a vegetarian.
A squirrel got in through your broken window? At least you have some company, and he's found the biggest nut in the neighborhood--sounds like a perfect relationship.
I have to clean out my closets.
About time, a junkyard got nothing on you.
Time to have my breakfast.
Better do it now before you get too drunk.
I must do more work on my deltoids.
You have deltoids?
Went to a funny Transvestite Bingo tonight.
Always knew there was something kinky about you, you drag king.
Going to play cards with some friends tonight.
Given the way your body looks, I sure hope it won't be a game of Strip Poker.
I never play cards.
Ofcourse not, you still play with dolls.
Laying down a patio in the backyard tomorrow.
You're in such poor shape, that will probably leave you laid up for a week.
I picked up some Rum Raisin ice cream on my way home from work.
How much more can that fat torso of you take you boxum lard.
Looking forward to breakfast at the market tomorrow.
