Obviously, you're just out of Kindergarten.
Have marinated a heap of King size prawns for entree tomorrow.
Speaking of king prawns, your "Average speed 750mph" riddle answer hit the spot son.
Crownies and tigers and oysters and cricket today.
Getting full on the hill as usual, when are you going to change your habits?
Watched some magnificient tennis last night.
Looking up the tennis skirts again?
I am robust health today.
Kidding yourself aren't you, you big fat squab.
Swam 10 kilometres today.
Just keep on lying; nobody cares.
Bought some very cheap ferry tickets for the end of February.
I always knew you're the Ebenezer Scrooge type.
Having an early morning breakfast at the market today.
Do they still leave those old cabbage leaves around all night where you live?
I do not believe in God.
Obviously a God onto himself.
Watching the cricket tomorrow.
Crickets do not like watching cricket games.
I can swim.
In 2 feet of water with floaties.
playing a game of pool tonight.
Balls... balls ... balls !
Watching a live concert tonight.
Probably a free concert by the Salvation Army on a street corner.
Saturday night, party time tonight.
Time to break out the bag of Fritos and the six pack of Mountain Dew!
Why is it that jerks always seem to succeed?
Because like me, you haven't been there and done that!
Why is it that stray cats always finish up at my door?
Coz' your house smells like a litter box.
I'm listening to some funny guys on the radio.
Bet it is because they're talking below navel humour.
Good day for the beach today with the temperature hitting 100.
If only your IQ could hit 100.
It's cold here. I have to bundle up like the kid in A Christmas Story.
You poor thing, my heart bleeds for you, you cold hearted soul.
Won't be attending Uni today, to hot.
your idea of hot is my crusty old granny you perv!
almost had a snow day from work. Sadly, it turned to rain dang it
