You live in southern Florida and still hang onto the hope for that snow day!
The writers strike is over and I'm working again!
Wel done Nick, now you can have a well earned rest.
I'm thinking of writing a book about plantress's old granny.
You sure as heck couldn't write a book about how to properly insult a person.
I'm eating fat free ice cream.
As damn well ya should be, fatty
Going to bed soon
About time, you like like a zombie that's been on a 14 day binge.
Having a quiet beer with the boys right now.
Soaking your nuts in beer won't help you get it up.
Also, HEY A2Kers u r all retarded! (nods to BBB)
I have to get back to work.
Yeah, you don't want to lose your job as head jizz mopper at the peep show booths.
Any day now, I'm going to become a big big star.
Porn is a limited vehicle my friend...
Fixin ta close up for the night.
Ran out of girls again have you?
The sea is beckoning for a swim, will have a dip at sundown.
I believe a "dip" is made with 2 parts vodka and 1 part pomegranate.
I have spent half the day in San Diego.
You mean half a year in San Quentin.
Going to watch the Oscars on TV tonight.
And this morning you woke up hungover asking "Did I watch the Oscars on TV last night?"
I shall be spending part of the day with Mindy and Jolene.
and if you're good, maybe they'll even loosen up your straight jacket and let you run around just in handcuffs
i have a sinusitis or something
So I've noticed, your nose is running like a leaky tap, badly in need of some tlc.
About to hit the trail and getting myself a load of fresh bananas and pineapples.
Hitting the Daquiris again?
I think my dryer's on the fritz.
I suppose you won't know for sure until you turn it on. Of course, that would mean washing your filthy clothes first.
My cleaning lady forgot to clean the hall closet.
You didn't us you had her bailed up in your bedroom all the time.
The banana trees are loaded, will have a ball picking them.
Then they will sit on your shelf and get black and rancid.
Just so happens, I had a banana split for lunch.
NickFun wrote:Then they will sit on your shelf and get black and rancid.
Just so happens, I had a banana split for lunch.
A banana split for lunch should surprise the Dutch.
I'm going to the butcher shop.
Getting yourself a dog bone to chew on I suppose.
Off to the bar for a coldy, 100 degrees plus today!
