who are your parents since you married your sister. How can you keep this inbred thing going when everyone knows that your parents themselves are first cousins?!
Another overcast day here
Your choice to live in England.
thinking of going to the beach, weather is a lovely 33 degrees.
33F. You're freezing your ass off. But you'll be so drunk you won't otice.
The weather here in So CA is always beautiful!
Yeah, and you can only see the view when the <gasp> smog clears.
It IS freezing here in Michigan! (10F)
Well don't walk around in leotards, dress for the occasion you dimwit.
Going to do the weekly shopping shortly.
How long can it take to pick up 14 packs of instant noodles and 14 bottles of whisky?
I can't decide how to spend my last day in Dubai.
After all you've done there it would be best to spend the day hiding!
I spent 5 days in New England over Xmas.
Also hiding, under shedloads of snow I suppose. How very Jessica Fletcher.
I have decided to go to Ladies' Day at the beach!
Isn't that the day when all the prostitutes go to the beach?
I'm sitting down with a nice cup of hot tea.
Having to chat to a hot cup of tea is so sad.
I'm playing Scrabulous on Facebook.
Isn't that where all the old scabs exchange pervy remarks about high school boys they trolled on face book? So your thing!
I always have trouble adjusting to work after a 3 day weekend. This one was for MLK
Lay off the booze and the guys you cheap tart.
Have enjoyed my early swim this morning, the sea was so calm.
Dutchy wrote:Have enjoyed my early swim this morning, the sea was so calm.
Bight me.
Returning along the east coast.
Typical, struck by another blonde moment.
Enjoyed a typical Aussie BBQ today.
Grilled Roo smeared with vegemite?
I celebrated Aussie Day for 10 minutes earlier today.
I congratulate you. Next time you'll be able to focus for full 11 minutes, I believe in you!
I wish to chew my leg off at my hip joint.
With a name like that no wonder you display cannibalistic tendencies.
I will be celebrating a special Birthday on Sunday.
yes, honey, you are special. don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
almonds have proven to be rather disappointing.
Another dumb blonde who doesn't know, almonds provide high quality, highly absorbable protein, and should never disappoint anybody.
I'm thinking of preparing some exotic dishes for Sunday's guests.
Dutchy wrote:Another dumb blonde who doesn't know, almonds provide high quality, highly absorbable protein, and should never disappoint anybody.
I'm thinking of preparing some exotic dishes for Sunday's guests.
Smelling of almonds.
English is my first language today.
