That should be entertaining....
Waiting for a phone call
When are you going to realize she's never gonna call?
On my way back to the damn store!
So what, always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Flying to New Zealnd tomorrow.
Won't be long before NZ follows the lead of Australia and Holland in kicking you out.
Returned to work after the holidays.
You call using your boss's computer in his time and playing the threads work?
About to pack my case for the trip away.
Don't pack too much. The asylum has limited space.
I spent Christmas in Boston
Yea, most likely in the notorious Alibi Bar.
My trip away was cancelled at the last moment.
Are you really surprised? :wink:
I have had a long, busy day...AGAIN.
I know that is true, my conscience won't allow me to insult a hard working and devoted mother of three, would feel a real heel.
Another extremely hot day downunder, forced to stay indoors.
better than staying in a very cold cave.
I wanna eat something.
What's wrong with your hands and mouth?
Preparing pizza for tonight's meal.
Another hi-cal, lo-nutrition dish to swell the frame, eh?
I am recuperating in a cosy house.
We call that a bordello.
Will be attending the local produce market in the morning.
I think you'll find evening's better for getting the rejected leaves and old potatoes.
I wish I'd bought some ground coffee yesterday.
So you settled for just ground.
I have been working as an improv actor lately.
An improving actor? That can be nothing but good news, given your past record.
I don't like listening to the language my son is using to show his annoyance that Fulham is losing the game against Arsenal.
Clary you ignorant slut! It's you who he heard it from first
I have Monday off
You have every day off, you lazy bastard.
I'm in the middle of a soccer tourney.
We call that game 'piggy in the middle'.
I have 31 things to do today.
And for an encore, perhaps you'll get out of bed.
I'll be having dinner with the in-laws this evening.
