That's because you don't wake up before noon.
I just returned from a friends mansion.
You call a brothel a mansion in your town?
I have a busy day ahead tomorrow
Are you sure you're going to be alive?
Evertime an evil heathen thinks anything less than perfect you will shrink. God Bless!
Been saying your prayers?
About to hop into the spa for a relaxing time.
If you want to call a bacteria infected mud pool a "spa".
I went for a swim in the Pacific today
You do realize that standing around in water up to your waist just long enough to expel all the urine from your bladder, then running back to the beach giggling and screaming, "it's cold, it's cold!" is not really swimming, don't you?
I like rock and roll music.
No doubt all music is rolling past you when sitting in your rocking chair.
Going for a long power walk shortly.
Power walking is as risible a notion as you completing a cryptic crossword.
I shall continue to ponder the Need Help Shakespeare riddle.
Yes, you do need help!
I had a brilliant work out today.
Yea, working out in the rain, picking weeds.
Just cut my lawns and going to put my feet up.
So's your face...
(
I'm sorry...I just don't get these insults. This is how we do it here.)
I am having trouble getting to sleep.
Vampires do through the day, change your pattern Drac!
I'm working on the roof shortly gutter problem with all the rain.
Why wait until the damage is done you lazy good for nothin'
Enjoying the tennis from Wimbledon live right here in my lounge.
And you also!
Ever have a dinasaur crawl up your ass and etc? Here kitty~kitty~kitty
James want to see OtwoThheO finest form?
Try saying that again after you've taken your medication.
I am fit as a fiddle!
Yes, with broken strings!
I need a new end cap for the ultra violet light in my pond.
Cleanliness is next to godliness but mathos is far from wisdom.
I'm snoopervising a painter today.
That would be right, snooping right up his pants.
Going into town for a sale.
Bike?
I am in a state of heightened alertness.
And what drug are you using?
I just returned from a great July 4th Celebration.
