Sally forth, a jejune july august at it's independence, then go home Yank.
I may have a shower later.
I can smell you from here.
Why am I here?
Because you're nuts.
Having a night on the town tonight.
Your town isn't open on Thursday night.
I shall be tightly gathered in the evening's thrall.
Thrall definition: bondage: the state of being under the control of another person
Have fun!
Must do laundry in the next few days.
Why it's not the year end for you is it?
I'm off out now, the sky is blue, sun shining and it looks promising!
Onan on anon you go to piles of ennui on weeping piles of maundy laundry.
Alarmingly, I was planning to continue the laundry redesign formulation this evening.)
Why don't go and see a shrink and get yourself redesined and reformulated.
Watching the tennis from Wimbledon right now.
Promising to juxtapose or is it just a pose Mathos?
I really should do one of those iq tests.
Don't bother you'll fail.
I'm staying indoor tonight, very wet and windy outside.
Oh I'm having a night on the town tonight, ooo I'm staying indoor : wet and windy simultaneously describing both ends of the speculum spectrum.
I may lob into the lounge later.
Good thinking.
I'll ask God to give you your wishes,,, ipitythis.
'After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands' (Nietzsche)
It's all quiet ....
You want me to stir you up and cause a bit of a racket you dumb blonde bimbo.
Enjoying a nice rum and coke whilst watching a movie.
Probably had that many he's watching the washing machine cycle.
I'm sore from a hard work out today.
that's what happens if you're old and decrepid.
going shopping with my wife today
You're both running low on bras and panties.
I got an email from my ex-wife.
Why don't you pay her her alimony on time.
Going fishing tomorrow.
As long as you're fishing with the windmill avatar and not your real mugshot you'll entrance the internet ladies with your crossword adeptness, oh yeah, the word is decrepit.
I have been busy in the garden today.
Lying in the sun naked to draw attention to yourself.
Going to the pub shortly for a couple of snorts.
