FBI finally caught up with you in California.
If the rain stops may go to the football tonight.
Can't you remember WHO?
I went punting in Cambridge yesterday.
Somebody has to be foolish enough to do it I suppose.
I'm driving to Morecambe to look at some property with a friend of mine later today.
Diligent purview?
The party was fun especially when the ingenues degenerated.
Been on the bottle again you dope.
Relaxing with a beer and watching the football on the telly, to wet to go out.
Endemic wet brain?
Perhaps I should compose myself?
Why not dry yourself, you're wet.
Will go to bed shortly.
If you can find the way you might just get there.
I'm just eating some crackers with Lancashire Cheese.
Beter get the docter after eating that ****.
Will give churh a miss this morning.
Maybe if you learned how to spell it you'd stop missing it.
I climbed the mountain behind my home this morning.
Pity you didn't stay there wise guy.
Going out for lunch to a country pub.
Beer is full of hops, grains. malt and barley. All very nutritious.
I just had dinner at a fine sushi retaurant.
"I just had dinner at a fine sushi retaurant" (sic), that's ric.
Lunch was seafood at Coogee Beach.
You call yabbies sea food?
My team lost at football today, drowning my sorrows right now.
That probably means a glass of shandy and a packet of wine gums...Can't hold their liquor those Oz guys!
I'm doing some mail shortly, I've had enough of the rain!
You seem to be under the delusion that doing mail will make it stop raining. Poor deranged fellow!
I am going out in a few minutes to enjoy the California sunshine.
Better check with the guards first mate, they said no exercise sessions today.
I need a new mastercylinder for the brakes on my friends tractor tomorrow.
Why doesn't he take the bloody thing to the wreckers.
Would love to go paragliding with Nickfun.
Wouldn't you rather see all evil heathens oiled and feathered, while they try to inhale God's Omniescent~Omniessence~ Omnipotent pure air alway's?
We do. Thg and real relatives,,,like Ken Bob, did you ever think to ask if your torture victim had a name?
Amen
Please go back to your convent etc, they need you urgently!
Having pan-cakes for lunch today.
