Still have the "hots" for delivery personel?
I'm happy as a calm at high tide.
At least you wash your clam.
I have a new stalker.
That ought to make you feel special.
I haven't been stalked in a while, feels good.
Bean stalking... what a creepy way to describe sex.
Off to work in the garden.
Still growing POT for a living?
The gardening season is over here, that makes me sad.
Guess your own supply of weed ran out already.
Freaking windy in West Texas today.
Well if your there, I'm sure there is alot of Hot Wind blowing around.
It's cloudy here today.
Open a window; your chain-smoking is obscuring your vision.
I never drink coffee.
Then the dingy yellow teeth must be from tea?
I had a pork chop for lunch.
...with mashed potato, gravy, and green beens. Now go change your shirt and wash your face and hands.
The days are getting shorter.
No, it's just that the cheap, 20-year old watch you wear runs fast.
My stomach is growling.
thats because your dying man, I don't think anybody will be missing you though
I have to go to a meeting
Say hi to all of your buds at AA.
I'm taking tomorrow off.
Why don't you just take off PERIOD!
I have no energy right now.
That's what you get for staying up all night boinking like the Energizer bunny.
I'm heading home.
Yeah you could do with some.
I cant believe people actually already go Christmas shopping now.
I'd be surprised if you went at all.
The early bird catches the worm.
Sorry to hear you got caught by a birdbrain, but at least somebody wanted you.
I think there is something wrong with my refrigerator.
Your right, it's running, why don't you go catch it?
I'm going to sleep soon.
bastid 