With all that booze you've had I'm amazed you're still awake.
I have a long weekend.
More time to bond with the remote control.
Currently I have several projects.
All in the mind I expect - when will you actually do any of them?
It's bloody freezing in this house.
Most people would just turn up the heat, oh, but not yoooooooou.
It is snowing where I live.
Time for you prickly animals to hibernate.
My phone's making weird noises.
You're listening to your own greeting message.
I just got a new printer for my home PC.
Glad your trip to the garbage dump was rewarding.
I'm not in a very lively mood today.
Are you EVER in a lively mood?
I'm so glad it's Friday.
Your co-workers finally get a break from you.
I just saw Polar Express.
Heard your loud snoring got you kicked out of the theater.
I've been getting tons of catalogs in the mail.
Still can't find clothes to fit?
I took loads of CDs to the charity shop today.
The more offensive ones were confiscated by the police; the rest are being kept discreetly in the back.
Like my haircut?
Is that how you lost all that weight?
I found some good books at the back of the cupboard.
Those were load-bearing books!
Just got back from West Texas; what a bleak place.
You can't have helped it feel any cosier.
There'll be a frost tonight, I must put bubblewrap round my bougainvillea.
The outside of your house already looks like a salvage dump, a little more bubblewrap won't make much difference.
I'm trying a new recipe tonight.
God help your family.
I'm babysitting my 2 year old neice tonight.
God help your niece.
I made sausages tonight, I like those now.
I really didn't need the image of you eating your own sausage.
I think I'll skip dinner tonight....
...and head straight to the bar.
I need to put a snow scraper in my car.(that rhymes, unintentional)
