Try to avoid the posters on the back wall; someone might make the connection.
I just got back from demonstrating a problem to my mechanic.
And now you're demonstrating your problems to us.
It was a frosty morning here in New England.
Try sleeping inside tonight.
My typing is so off today.
When was it on?
My book's so damn good, I'm getting off the net now!
Your alway's "getting off" on something aren't you?
I'm on the same darn threads all the time.
I see you know the on/off action real good, honey. Show me.
Are you on daylight savings time?
No, I'm on the computer.
I need to get away, wawawa.
No, you need to be put away.
I don't know what to wear today.
That's how you got the title "Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe".
Maybe it will snow on Friday.
Your just dying to "bumper ski" aren't you. (bumper skiing is when you run behind a moving vehicle, after a snow storm, and grab onto the bumper and let it pull you).
I hope it snows also.
Then you have an excuse for not leaving the house.
I just hooked up my new IP phone.
You might want to wash out the tomato can and get a longer string.
I am going to help my son with his homework.
IP=Impolite Person.
I only have to work for a few hours today.
George, he's probably better off not having to correct your mistakes.
Paula, I'm sorry to hear they are not waiting for Friday to give you the traditional weekend to cool off after being "walked to your car."
I, on the other hand, have a half-day vacation today.
To match your half-@ss work ethic.
I'm multitasking, as usual.
Shooting that menage-a-trois scene today, eh?
I keep getting distracted by this trivial forum.
You could put your attention span in a matchbox and still have room for the matches.
I will take a long walk at lunch.
Can I drive you down to the pier?
I could be bound in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space, were in not that I have bad dreams.
I could understand your posts "were in not" that you don't check them first.
The world is my oyster.
So you're the source of all those "pearl necklaces" in the porn movies?
Does the USPS deliver today?
