Who are you going to invite this time?
I love my bed.
Your husband loves his ear protection.
I, too, snore.
I'll bet you sound like a chainsaw!
The nights are getting co-co-co-cold.
Which sucks if your husband throws you out of the house every night.
I missed an appointment today.
luckily you weren't missed at the appointment.
off to San Francisco I go tomorrow!
Why tomorrow when you can do everyone a favour and leave today?
Off to bed then, finally.
Yes, finally!
Another day, another portrait of a dead president.
Um, about the picture of President Garfield on the $3 bill...
I have to wash my gym clothes.
What do you for detergent, borax?
I didn't have to work today.
...not that you would have in any case.
Which is better, cable or DSL?
Cable
Couch potato is what you are.
At home, refuses to work.
Beer guzzler
Likes to watch t.v. to much.
Everything else comes second.
I went shopping today for xmas decorations.
Would you please go back to that activity?
I had dinner at "Enchiladas Y Mas." (That really is a restaurant here.)
"Encha Ya gonna Eata Rolaid" is one of my favorites.
I should be sleeping right now.
Alone again, Paula?
I'm off to work in five! See ya!
You won't be seeing me if I can help it.
My car's in the shop for repairs.
The shop just called. There'll be a delay while they get more duct tape and coat hangers.
Most people don't drink enough water.
Ya, we know all about you and drinking.
My 2 year old neice is messing up my place.
How can you tell the difference?
I've got to pay some bills now.
Is this a first for you?
I have to go to the post office.
Are they giving spelling lessons?
I missed the Northern Lights last night. Too much cloud cover.
