you don't care about your weight do you.
Found the neighbour and now we're having coffee and cake.
That's what they call adultery nowadays is it?
My cat needs feeding.
throw him in the kitchen plenty of mice running around there
Going for a dip in the spa later on
Don't piss in it like you did last time.
I have been looking at buying a property in my area.
yeah, big enough for you and your alley cat
after my spa bath I'll open a special beer for Saturday night
I heard all you do is open beers!
I don't drink.
you're missing out on a hell of a lot of living
will consume some macademian nuts with my drinks
Contrary to your misguided beliefs, macadamia nut do not prevent hangovers.
I just had a herring sandwich
Probably cat food, if truth be known. Next time you have a poo, don't forget to dig a little hole first and then bury it.
I'm listening to people in the nearby pub getting tiddly.
you're probably pissed yourself
not going to church today
Why,,, don't you like church music?
Most of the churches i've been in, along with the people i met in them, can rott and burn in HELL.
You must be feeling really bad today.
Going for a drive shortly into the country side.
Ah the warm glow from catching up with old friends
Like last night at the party
The only recollection you have from last night is waking up with three drunken hillbillies.
I may enjoy a quiet evening at home for a change
your girlfriend given you the flick?
see you all later I'm off with my partner.
A rarely enjoyable night at home is beyond disdain
I'm thinking lunch sometime
You're thinking lunch ALL the time.
I'll be in Santa Monica tomorrow.
make sure you won't miss the bus
I'll be working in the garden tomorrow
A son of the soil
Monday is Chopin
I'd go and see a headshrinker on Monday if I were you Chopin
Going to walk the dog for a while.
