I can see why, you're a dumb blonde!
Eating a hamburger at the moment.
One of those 5 pound burgers with bacon, mayo, ketchup. And don't forget the huge plate of fries. Wash it down with a case of beer.
I have a function to attend Saturday night
Probably the batchelors ball.
Why is it suddenly so wet in my part of the world?
Whetting your interest in speleology?
I'm going down this weekend.
Is that all your capable of?
I dream alot.
Is that all your capable of?
I dream alot,,, to bad almost none of you are in my scenarios.
Can't you hear us all saying THANK GOD.
I'm going to be working hard again tomorrow.
Will they let you work without the ankle chains this time?
I'm thinking of going over to the cricket club for a pint.
Fox Lane or Whittle Thirteen Association is it?
The beer in cricket clubs is normally past it's sell by date.
That's the stuff they keep for you non members.
I think I might get my mate to give me a lift.
What mate, Billy No Friends?
I played cricket as a kid and teenager, I just loved the fights and the padding that went them.
What happened next? They got you making the cucumber sarnies?
Right, I'm thirsty and I'm off.
Obviously you're off, you reek.
I took eleven wickets once in half an over.
And pigs will fly
Watching a reply of England v Brazil shortly
Watching a reply of England v Brazil shortly (sic)
Ambassadorial succour
I'm destined to attend a clinical psychologist's party tonight
Why would they bring their work to a party with them?
I'm back in the land of the Sunshine!
In Sunny Queensland Nick!
Trying to find my neighbours cat.
Have you looked under you front tyres?
Going to do some sun bathing today
No doubt on an artificial tanning bed.
Found the cat, but now the niehgbour is missing, wonder where she's gone?
Probably avoiding you.
Just eating a lovely steak pie.
