We don't need you pawing over us in your imagination.
I just booked a hotel online.
Roaches R' Us.com
I'm due for a weekend get away.
Bit of a Freudian slip there; I bet you're scaring off potential husbands right and left.
Too bad I'm traveling to West Texas.
Is that supposed to make someone who lives in a cold climate jealous? Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear a word your saying.
To bad I'm.....well....I'm......................................thinking. How do you like those apples, mister.
Thinking? If your cerebration slowed down any more they'd declare you brain dead.
I'm not sure what to wear today.
You can't figure out what to wear? That is a tough one, you should try not to tax your neurotransmitters so much.
I work at home, I can wear anything I want.
And nobody needs to look at you either - it's all good.
I am feeling grumpy with myself today.
Grumpy is as grumpy does.
I'm in a fair mood today.
Planning to run away with the circus again?
I'm going to Menard's tonight.
Menard= Me*enjoying*naughty*and*real*dicks. Thanks for sharing, enjoy.
I need to go shopping.
Yes, you do. We can all see your holy underwear through the holes in your pants.
I hate Mondays.
and Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thur and Fridays.
I get to take a nap everyday, aaaaaah, just woke up.
Drink, pass out, get up, drink, pass out, get up, drink...you certainly lead an exciting life.
I bought some cooked shrimp for dinner.
Cooked shrimp? Couldn't figure out how to cook it yoursel?
I'll be eating roast lamb this evening.
Another birthing accident in the barn?
I am getting old.
I agree.
I'm as young as I feel.
You feel kinda lumpy.
I'm looking forward to Monday Night Football.
Why do men enjoy playing with 'balls' so much?
I'm going to start a new drawing.
Went outside the lines on the last one, huh?
I have yet to see the new sitcom 'Joey.'
Not surprising, since Sesame Street is the most adult program you watch.
I want to get to bed early tonight.
