Making a pig of yourself again, look at that bulging waistline!
Going to the pub tonight and having a couple of beers with the boys.
Translation: Going to The RamRod for some cocktails with the fellahs.
I met a man who spent 18 years in prison wrongly accused.
I met a man who spent 18 years in prison wrongly accused.
The accusatory interrogatory was without conviction
Stir fry tonight
Haven't you done enough stirring today?
Getting late and off to bed shortly.
Don't forget your favorite teddy!
Gonna make myself a nice big cup of tea.
Are you going to put poison in it like you alway's do?
I like coffee with splenda,,, i drink it all the time. yummy.
Yes I would cut out all the calories you can if I were you.
Think I'll have a lie-in tomorrow morning.
That means your sentimental, not so senti but very mental.
I'm pressure washing some decking, walls and flags tomorrow.
more community service?
Got a big spot on my chin
It's called your face.
It's a good thing beards and mustaches were invented,,, it breaks up the monotony of the face.
Wipe it, you left half of your dinner there again.
I once had a girlfriend who ate nothing but grilled lambs liver, tomatoes and toast
shame it's the only girlfriend you ever had
must pay my bills tomorrow
What, your actually going to get straight with the window cleaner.
I need a relaxing day or two.
yeah all that lazin' about watchin Jeremy Kyle must be exhausting
Going to Ibiza on my holiday this year
Won another trip in a raffle did you?
Taking my partner shopping this morning.
You mean your carer is taking you shopping?
Got something stuck in my teeth
Pass them over, I'll scrape them for you again.
I need a couple of days working out next week.
You obviously never heard of a tooth brush.
After my shopping trip it's off to the pub with the boys for a Saturday afternoon drink and watch the football.
You mean it's off to the bar to watch soccer. I wish you people would get that straight.
I love to smell the flowers.
What, cauliflowers.
I need a new keyboard.
