The Insult Chain Game

You look forward to those weekly showers, don't you?

Off to the pool again today, need the exercise.

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I agree, you starting to resemble moby dick. Laughing

I shall finish the day with a health drink.

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Another euphemism; methylated spirits are only healthy if used to clean glass.

I never could finish the novel Moby Dick

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Couldn't get past the disappointment when you discovered it wasn't porn?

I'm going to a baseball game tonight.

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Is your parole officer coming with you.

About to go to bed.

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Call that pile of newspapers a bed?

I had a good time with my friends at lunch.

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You call being paralytic a good time.

I am going to have breakfast shortly

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Call half a dirty crust breakfast?

I have just poured myself another glass of chardie

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I'd join AA if I were you.

Ham and eggs about to be served with a cup of tea.

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Cholesterol on a plate.

My heart is in very good shape.

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What heart, you haven't got one iron lady.

Going to visit my friends tonight.

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You actually joined the rent a friend group then!

I'm satisfied at repairing the waterfall yesterday.

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Thank you God. Niagara is flowing freely once more.

I am going to Idaho to do a commercial net week.

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If you talk like you spell you'll get the sack on the spot

Going crocodile hunting tomorrow.

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Dutchy Van Crocodile Dundee I presume...

I'm eating a strange concoction this evening.

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You must have done the cooking.

I just ate.

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I can see that, put on an extra few pounds you gutzer.

Going for a nice stroll along the beach later on today

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That explains all the dead fish I saw on the shore today.

Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and ham.

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Bet no one comes to your place for dinner and eat that garbage

Having a hair cut later on

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Selling hair to feed your children again? Sad times indeed.

Chocolate. Gimme gimme gimme!

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