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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 03:41 pm
The smell of nettles overgrowing your garden.

After the pub realxing at home and watching the football replays.
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:27 pm
If your to drunk to walk then drive.


I don't dare to drink.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:30 pm
As a teenager you shouldn't even be thinking about alcohol!

Shortly going to cut the lawns .
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:33 pm
seeing double again?

my eyes are burnt out by the computer
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:42 pm
your eyes are not the only thing burnt out, you're a complete wreck!

After the lawns will prune the roses as well.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:47 pm
that's what you said last time when we found you passed out on the lawn

i should go home.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 08:49 pm
you call that dump a home?

opening my first cold beer for the day
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 09:05 pm
well if you put the rest of'em in the fridge you wouldn't have had to drink them warm.

hasta luego, amigos.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 09:17 pm
Why don't you speak proper Spanish like "Hasta luego mis amigos venga y"??? Laughing

My friend just phoned from the pub, my attendance is required.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 09:26 pm
Any excuse to get out of mowing you fat lazy bastard.

I need to do a dynamic reinstall of windows.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:29 pm
What a laugh, you can't even close your kitchen window.

Walking back to the pub shortly.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:43 pm
Why don't you just buy a bottle? That will save you the constant staggering back and forth.


I need a new bicycle.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:50 pm
you need a lot more than that, hon.

My left eye is getting bloodshot.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:53 pm
no wonder, you can't leave the bottle alone.

I'm having fun with the boys. Drunk
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:53 pm
You must close your right eye when you look in the mirror -- otherwise it would be bloodshot too!


I am listening to Tina Turner
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:54 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing pipped nick, sorry.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2007 11:58 pm
nick isn't a boy anymore and dutchy ain't no tina turner. you BOTH should put the bottles down.

I think I shall read some printed material. Like, a book! Shocked
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 12:04 am
Probably a beefcake magazine with male nudes in it.

Marinated king prawns for dinner tonight. Yummy.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 12:05 am
"Peaches Midnight Fantasy" no doubt. It's getting a bit tattered from reading it so much.


I may go back to Boston for a vacation in September
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 26 May, 2007 12:06 am
Dammit Dutchy you're beating me to the punch!
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