Your quackers!
I'm going to drown my sorrows tonight.
Joining spendi in the pub are you?
Will be watching the Football Cup Final replay today.
And you've bet $5,000 that the replay outcome will be different.
I just did some motorbiking in the Baha desert
some is right, the rest of the time you were eating sand.
a long hike in the hills is on the program later today
It would be a short hike if you were smart enough to bring a compass.
We will be trying our new chicken seasonings on the grill this evening.
chicken seasonings with pork chops, what a laugh.
going to play the pokies tonight
You are the one being played, for a sucker.
I'm going to have an egg from my friend's farm for breakfast.
I didn't think you had any friends
Planting some vegetable seedlings in the morning.
Destroyed by insects and rabbits in the afternoon.
I'm helping my mother-in-law write her memoirs.
Of course it will be fiction the old soul lost her memory.
Will also cut my lawns tomorrow
(you're half right there!)
Lawns, how pretentious, how many acres have you got, Lord Muck?
I must plant out my alyssum.
You mean to type, you're being let out of the asylum
Looking forward to an easy week.
So you're not palnning on getting out of bed.
My nose is sunburned today
It's red from too much booze, Nick. Get real, it's been raining for a month.
I can't understand Derren Brown's amazing magic.
But, then again, you can't understand how they get the cereal in the box.
I'm heading back to LA now.
What fun, gridlock on a Sunday.
I'm eating some beef and spinach curry tonight.
You call that a meal, man? I could eat that for lunch and still polish off a few cakes.
I used to be the greatest entertainer of all time.
Operative phrase being "used to be". You're dead! Get over it!!
I have to go to my husband's office to get on the internet!
Thank god for that, you'd be driving us daft if you had one at home!
I need a left handed hammer with matching screw driver.
screwing everything up as usual
going for lunch into town today
