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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:46 pm
I can see that Fork, who's that old coot besides you though?



I can crush a pound of grapes with one blow.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:49 pm
Blowing grapes Mathos? That is just soooooooooooo sick.





The Chinese restaurant down the street went out of business, I liked their eggrolls.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:50 pm
Now doubt from all that slithering you do around the swamp you belly snake

I am going shopping this morning
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:50 pm
We call those testicles in the Midwest.

My lower lip is stuck under the "enter" key.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:52 pm
They'll sell you chicken **** and give it a name to please you.



I can lift one an a half times my own weight above my head and throw it seventy five yards when my arms get tired.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:57 pm
Mathos, you have some sort of lifting fetish, don't you?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 03:58 pm
I can crush the skull of a giraffe while hoisting it above my head.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 04:02 pm
And that's not the only thing that's above your head.


I'll go now and play chauffeur to the kids again.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 04:05 pm
Kids? I thought you were in possession of a singular goat.

The needle with the heroin is now being inserted in my vein.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 04:18 pm
Off the planet as usual.

Taking a bunch of kids to the zoo this morning
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 04:31 pm
Make sure they don't keep you there, Dutchy.


Just finished smearing several peanut butter sandwiches.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 04:34 pm
going to feed the monkeys are you?


Taking the umbralla with me as rain is forecast.
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etc
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 05:00 pm
It isn't easy having a black cloud following you is it?


I like lightning.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 05:02 pm
Lighting fires illegally you mean

Enjoying my breakfast presently.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 07:34 pm
"Enjoying my breakfast". That's a clever name for it!


I am in San Diego preparing to do some riding in Baja tomorrow.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 09:59 pm
I am in San Diego preparing to do some riding in Baja tomorrow.

Southern beach rides mmm.

I'm insouciant.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 May, 2007 10:38 pm
I always said you're dull and lack concern for anybody.

Time to hit the trail and have a few beers.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 02:40 am
Woken up a few minutes ago, have you?


Time to shower and dress ready for the day.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 06:02 am
They have got around to installing showers in Totnes then! Surprising.




I'm on a quick lunch break two more hours to wait for kick off and just finishing my car valet off.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 19 May, 2007 07:18 am
Your usual slack day.

Going to feed the ducks in the wetlands tomorrow morning.
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