why procrastinate now, you can always do that tomorrow.
I think it's time to plant some spring bulbs, I like dafodils
Try planting a light bulb, it might improve your intelligence.
I bought some very early daffodils at the florist's yesterday.
How many did you slip in your pocket.
The weather is lovely here today.
I'm glad they let you out in the yard for a little exercise.
I just had a candy bar.
It won't really show amidst the rolls of fat already there.
I'm going to have some mushrooms with my pasta.
Mind altering mushrooms?
I have to go out again.
Too bad you don't have an indoor toilet.
I'm thinking about Chinese food for dinner.
Don't strain your mental facilities; I doubt you can wok and chew gum at the same time.
Even I groaned at that one.
Most of your posts make everybody groan.
It's almost dark out.
Time to go to lurk?
I got a million of them.
You are speaking of the roaches in your kitchen, no doubt.
I should go on a diet.
Why are you sick of looking like a sausage after you dress.
I just ate fish.
The goldfish or the guppies?
I'm in the mood for a movie.
Don't forget to wear your trench coat.
I like playing games.
Like "doctor" and "post office?"
I hate when Saturday Night Live is a rerun - especially after a Presidential election.
Change the channel.......oooooh, you haven't figured out how to use the remote control yet, have you?
My favorite SNL...Eddie Murphy imitating Buckwheat.
I'm sure he'd be thrilled to know you wet your pants each time you watch him.
I'm getting company later.
You have friends?
My company is FINALLY LEAVING.
Those one night stands do become awkward in the morning.
I just ran out of coffee.
Why don't you send the guy in your avatar on a real run, to go get some coffee!
I just made a pot of coffee, I'll be thinking of you as I sip.
