"The Sack" is a pet name for your wife.
About to head to Baja
Baja is hell, have fun. <waves>
I'm all over the place.
Drunk as usual
Goodnight for the last time today.
Sorry you don't get to sleep, ever.
I sleep like a baby.
gaga-googoo
Is that what you call snoring?
Having a last cup of coffee.
Last!!! Yes!!! was waiting for your suicide for so long!
People are jealous bcoz I am so famous.
Notorious is the word you're looking for. Famously lazy, thick and unpleasant.
I'm drinking a delicious cold smoothie.
With 2000 more calories you couldn't give a toss about.
I'm going to have another large pot of tea soon.
Up your ass, I presume?
I just came in from a hammock session.
Doing it in the hammock now, why don't you get a woman?
I'd better take a swim tomorrow morning.
Make sure you secure the weights around your neck in tenacious fashion.
My hammock is beginning to show signs of wear.
Wanked out do you mean?
Now, where can I buy some weights tomorrow?
Gee, Mathos just cut off a third of your excess fat...that's more weight than most Olympians lift..and cut it off yourself it'll be free.
My carbon monoxide battery died at 4 this morning.
You mean your budgie hit the cliff face no doubt.
I can break a six inch nail with my bare hands.
Hey Einstein...that nail was a toothpick painted silver-grey.
There was a road crew out painting new lines at the crosswalks today.
Sounds about right, it's down for re-paving on Monday.
I could eat a silver back gorilla before my ice cream and strawberries.
And no doubt you will, along with anything else you can steal from the local zoo and ice cream parlor.
The news is boring this evening.
You are on the news?
I killed a squirrel three weeks ago.
That wasn't a squirrel genius-wanna-be. That was your only friend.
My socks are damp with sweat.
We call it semen in the Midwest.
I am very lithe.
