Are you going to clean out the Salvation Army Store again?
I need a dressy winter coat.
Rat fur would really capture your essence.
I'm not sure what to do with all my left over Halloween candy.
Eat it, like you do everything else in sight.
I have a cut on my finger.
Well it wasn't from your sharp wit.
I laughed at "capture your essence."
You would.
I like the movie 'Toy Story'.
Everyone under the age of 10 on A2K does.
I ate lunch. I'm still hungry.
Pilfer through a co-workers desk for scraps, like you usually do.
I am ordering out.
I hear that "out" is all the rage this year, but I didn't know you could order it.
I smell garlic.
Please review your post before submitting. You forgot the word "like".
Who wants to play ping-pong?
You and Forest Gump. The similarities don't end there, genius.
Almost the weekend. At least I get to work on my own stuff.
I shudder to think what "stuff" means to you.
It's cold and windy where I live.
I guess you need a new cardboard box.
I'm going to bake some fish.
Trying to drive everyone out with the smell?
Fish sounds good.
Too bad you drove Ahab's All-U-Can-Eat Buffet to bankruptcy.
Off to watch Star Trek like the geek I am.
And that you are. Merlin=Romulin.
I'd rather watch a documentary.
"Survivor" or "Top Model?"
It was a lame episode.
What an apt description of your school years!
I just took some vitamins.
CVS has reported it to the police.
I have a dentist appointment this morning.
I've heard he needs to wear a gas mask when he works on your mouth.
I've been looking through the newspaper.
Checking to see if your name is in the Police Reports again?
I procrastinate.
