British pseudo-baseball. How exciting {yawn}
I make money on residuals from past projects.
So they give you a 3% interest rate on your $120 deposit? Wow!
I have a pension from the Hong Kong government.
You get paid out in rice grains then!
I have been gardening all day.
Yea, yea, only because your neighbour was out sunbaking in her bikini.
I'm going to church this morning.
Brazillian Joe's Church & Bar. Liberal doses of wine and a heaping plate of communion wafers.
I went kayaking off the coast of Santa Barbara this morning.
Since when did they make kayaks big enough to hold you fat-boy?
I'm driving to London later to-day, for an important meeting tomorrow morning.
What, the cops returned your drivers licence?
I'm having freshly caught prawns folr tea tonight.
They were easy to catch after they all washed ashore dead from the oil spill.
I just had some wonderful sushi
Bet those Japanese turds are burning your guts right now.
I am going to piano lessons shortly.
Do you know the difference between a piano and a mouth organ yet?
I need some new tank tops.
At your age
? Or do you mean lids for your water tanks?
My new car is running well.
What have you got, a rolls canhardly, rolls down hills but canhardly get up 'em?
I need a new set of brushes for my power jet motor.
Anything stopping you buying them?
I'm listening to Jelly Roll Morton.
Somebody has to I suppose.
I'm just listening to Zimmermans Modern Times disc, its pretty good too.
Are you still using that 1899 Emile Berliner phonograph?
I'm going to cut my pretty neighbours lawn today.
Going to ignore the restraining order are you?
I got a flat tire on the way home from work today.
No wonder when you drive on tyres as bald as a baby's arse.
Baking myself a cake for tonights visitors.
Having another imaginary teaparty are you?
I need a good night's sleep.
I hear that under the bridge is more restful than the alley dumpster.
I had some great fun this past weekend.
Playing with yourself again, Nick?
I had a wonderful blackened black cod for dinner.
