Watching your daily soapy and you burnt your dinner again as usual.
Taking my wife to the movies tomorrow.
She's allowed out once a month on parole, I hear.
I have a lot of boring things to do this morning.
So what, boring things for boring people, who's complaining.
I'm having a modern haircut in the morning.
What do ask for with your style, a wash and polish?
I'm having a roast chicken for dinner this evening.
Actually, that's the neighbors pet dog. But it tastes like chicken.
Going to climb the hills in a few minutes.
He means he's going out on the lawn, which dwarf are you Nick?
I'm having garlic and chilli's with my chicken, along with roast potato's and a selection of crunchy steamed veg.
In your dreams, been watching Jamie Oliver on Television again eh.
I'm flying to Sydney in the morning for a business conference.
For someone with no job, you sure do fantasize plenty.
I know how to spell potatoes and chillis.
I'd go back to school if I were you, spelling is obviously not your forte.
My pension cheque hasn't arrived, what shall I do?
Duh, I think you were addressing Mathos.
Live on your wits, what else have you got?
I've just met someone who wants to have student lodgers like me.
There must be a lot of runaway kids in your of the country.
Tomorrow night I'm giving a lecture on the mating habits of kangaroos in captivity.
Of course, you had to spend several month mating with the kangaroos in captivity to truly become an expert.
I am thinking about an old girlfriend
She's the oldest inhabitant of the retirement home.
I'm preparing vegetable soup.
See if you can do a better job than you do with your-self.
I hope Liverpool beat Chelsea tonight.
As much chance as England winning the Cricket World Cup.
I will be celebrating the Aussies cricket world cup win this weekend.
For the last time I hope.
I think I'll be mowing all day tomorrow again.
Are you going senile? You did that yesterday!
I will be mowing my pretty neighbour's lawn today as her husband is Interstate.
Make sure you stick to trimmimg the grass and not her bush.
It takes me sixteen hours to cut all my grass.
Obviously you are using a pair of scissors.
I am cleaning the gutters right now as the long awaited rains have arrived.
An intelligent person would have cleaned them out BEFORE the rains arrived.
I am wearing only a towel right now
