(Going native means walking in the nude downunder Mame )
Going to help my wife doing the housework this morning.
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NickFun
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Wed 18 Apr, 2007 11:15 pm
You will supervise by pointing and saying "clean that up".
I am watching a crime drama on TV
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Dutchy
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 02:47 am
Only because you are a petty criminal yourself.
I'm going fishing tomorrow trying to hook a gummy shark.
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NickFun
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 08:57 am
And when you go hunting you try to catch gummy bears.
I would like to see Mame "go native".
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Dutchy
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 09:02 am
Fat chance the old bag will grant you your wish.
Would love to have breakfast with Angelina Jolie
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Clary
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 09:15 am
A one-sided pleasure. I think she could have you on toast, were you not such a tough egg.
My eldest son has seen her in bed, in the flesh.
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Mathos
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 12:19 pm
He was cleaning the windows at the Grosvenor on Park Lane, or is he called Tom?
I moved sixty one hundredweight bags of rock salt by wheelbarrow today, ten trips up-hill, prior to painting some stone statues and cleaning two cars thoroughly.
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NickFun
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Thu 19 Apr, 2007 11:27 pm
Actually your wife did all the work while you drank beer laughing at her.
I shall be sailing to the Channel Islands this weekend.
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:04 am
Make sure you take your GPS along with you so that tax payers money is not wasted on a search when you get lost as usual.
I'm going to the football this weekend.
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Clary
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 02:26 am
Never mind.
I've just looked at 3 ways to cut up a pineapple.
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 03:00 am
That's typical of a female when there are only 2 ways of doing it.
I'm going to a party tomorrow night.
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Clary
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 04:01 am
Already trying on the diamanté bouffant dress, the Edna Everage glasses and the Dolly Parton wig, are you?
My nephew is coming down this weekend.
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:34 am
Bring out the Teddy Bears and Barbie Dolls to play in the cubby house.
I'm going for a walk shortly.
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Mathos
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 01:31 pm
He means he's going to the mall, but the cars broken down again.
I'm going to valet my wifes car tomorrow, she just told me!
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 03:30 pm
Suffers from the "under the thumb syndrome", means she nagged him again.
Going to buy my wife a box of chocolates today.
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Clary
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 03:57 pm
VERY generous, in return for all the money she's spent keeping you in drink over the years, especially as you know she's trying to lose weight.
I had a delicious lamb biriyani tonight.
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 04:05 pm
Bludging on your unsuspecting friends again.
Going to change the tyres on my car today.
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Clary
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 04:11 pm
Hope you can flog them for more than the ones you stole from your neighbour.
I'm off to bed now.
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Dutchy
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Fri 20 Apr, 2007 04:21 pm
About time, you have had far to many drinks tonight
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