Why don't you stick to a proper diet and loose some weight.
Going to church tonight.
And hope the Reverand has grown so old that he doesn't recall kicking you out for streaking naked down the aisles in 1978.
I shall be in San Diego this weekend.
You're on the "most wanted" list down there so watch your step!
I will be looking for Easter eggs this weekend.
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips; although the lifetime ahead may well be curtailed by gross obesity.
I am meeting two old friends for a modest Indian luncheon today.
Can't you offer your friends more than a modest lunch, you scrooge?
I'm having visitors tonight
Roast or barbecued?
I'm going to browse round the market today.
Looking for old clothes again?
Having freshly smoked oysters for treats tonight.
You're supposed to EAT oysters and SMOKE cigarettes, didn't you know?
Out of touch again I note Clary, if your going to play the game girl, you gotta learn how to play it right!
I'm going to clean my pond out this morning.
Don't forget to put your life-jacket on.
I'm not smoking tonight.
Your wife must be fed up of putting you out then.
Its a beautiful morning here in wonderful Lancashire, Gods own little acre.
Well known fact Lancashire no bigger than a football field.
Quitting the threads for a while.
shutting off yer power again?
painting some shutters this morning
Watching paint dry is the highlight of your life
I've just got back from a lovely lunch with fairly new friends
All you can think of is food, think what it does to your figure.
Going for a long swim in the morning.
Your whale like shape should help you there.
Selling something very old on ebay
Probably picked it up from a rubbish tip somewhere.
Thinking of going for a long drive on Easter Monday.
Will that old banget take you for a long drive then?
I must have my haircut next week.
Even Sweeney Todd would reject you.
Got to iron 5 cushion covers this evening
You iron, in Lincoln, how unusual.
I'm going for a long drive in the countryside tomorrow.
