The Insult Chain Game

Hope your handbag and shoes matched!

I have had a great day taking some fencing down and extending a paddock.

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Are you giving the sewer rats a bit more space?

I'm having fun setting up my new computer.

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How will it ever work correctly, being upside down?

I need a hair-cut.

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You need a hair cut.Well, how long does it take to cut one hair?And would anyone notice if you didn't?

I had lunch in the garden today.

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Munching with the cows again!

I must clean my car tomorrow.

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Why bother, it looks and drives like a heap of ****. Laughing

Going to the pub shortly.

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Thought you'd been banned from them all.

I'm having a day off.

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Go and exercise and loose some weight.

Enjoying a quiet evening at home.

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The Roo's must be on holiday!

I have some flower beds to prepare this afternoon.

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Neighbours complaining about the weeds again eh.

About to go to bed.

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...with a sheep.

I'm up early this morning.

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You wet your bed again?

Going to the city today.

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How exciting! Gonna ride the subway and maybe take one of them escalator rides? Don't get mugged like you usually do!

I love living by the beach.

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So do the rest of the Gannets

I am going to get some work done now.

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Cleaning up the beer bottles from last night after your wife gave you an earbashing this morning.

Doing a crossword puzzle right now.

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Trying to, you mean, but I'm sure you're cheating.

Making a wonderful gorgonzola stuffed pork loin for dinner.

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You get some weird sex partners.

Im all happy and gay.

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It takes all kinds!

I'm going to Delph tomorrow.

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Don't fall of your horse on your way home like last time.

Having a quiet day today.

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next time get batteries for yer hearing aid.

I could eat a hoagie

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