The last time you had a big prang and lost your licence, what are you going to run into this time?
Preparing for a bbq tonight.
When are you not bbq-ing? All that red meat isn't doing you any good.
Driving to an archaeological site on Dartmoor today.
Make sure you're not kept as an exhibit.
Looking for chocolate eggs in the morning.
(bbq consisted of fish & prawns Clary!)
Looking like bloated egg yourself I should think, can you keep those jeans up with a waist that big?
I'm not expecting any Easter eggs.
That doesn't surprise any-one.
I'm going to raffle mine.
You miserable sod, why don't you give them to the poor.
I'm having a boiled egg for breakfast this morning.
As well as all the chocolate ones, you greedy pig.
Happy Easter by the way.
I don't believe Jesus was resurrected.
You probably have never been to bible classes, I suggest you visit your local Rabbi.
Going to the races tomorrow.
You can get some interesting dregs in the discarded plastic cups, and some people leave whole sandwiches.
I had dinner with some friends, unexpectedly.
Probably with the local hobos in the park.
I'm heading for the bush sometime this week.
The bush? In America that's a word for a woman's vagina. You may be headed for it but don't expect to get there.
I have spent most of the day at the beach.
Where else would a pervert be.
My partner is coming to the bush with me.
He's married to Crocodile Dundee then!
We had a spring roast lamb dinner this evening, the lamb was superb.
Ask the dog he ate it all.
Planned to sit around the campfire tonight and twang my guitar.
That ought to scare off all the wild animals within a 20 miles distance.
I am watching the US Open.
Bet your eyes are folcused on the Williams sisters and not Tiger Woods.
Have a long drive ahead today.
Thats probably a 25 mile run in his old banger, which is stamped up as 2 roo power!
Annoyed at the rain to-day.
Hope it washed your plants away.
Spoiling my wife with a luncheon in town today.
Careful! If you start feeding her every day she might get used to it!
I'm headed for Amsterdam in May
They'll soon sus you out there sunshine, I'd go to San Fancisco if I were in your shoes.
I moved five ton of soil up-hill by hand today
