You're supposed to insult me, not her :wink: So I'm guessing the superbowl is not the bowl you keep yer brains in. Oh wait, that's a sports event, so maybe it is.
I need to get better at this insult business..
That should be easy. Just use some of the insults people throw at you every day at home, on the train, at work etc.
My son graduated from college.
Glad to hear your bloodline finally evolved a notch
I think I need to go to bed now
Are you going to dream about me being a man or woman?
My cat is in heat.
You've just been waiting for this moment, haven't you?
I climbed the hills in Santa Barbara today.
Was she a double D?
My foot is asleep.
You must have been talking to it.
I have 2 quarts of chocolate soy milk in my fridge.
<calculates distance to outhouse. Will have time to respond later>
I'll be back
Only if you can remember how to get here.
Im off to bed.
Dropping apostrophes on the way to bed implies drunk and incapable.
I'm enjoying unaccustomed brightness at dawn.
Try not to enjoy it for too long Dracula.
I'm working a lot this week.
How many pencils have you sold so far?
I'm c-c-c-cold. It's fr-fr-freezing here.
You're so frigid, how would you notice?
I'm watching Men in Trees.
Your relatives have come to visit and you're looking out the window.
I am watching a crime show.
Your 15 minutes of fame?
Im going to go cook me a steak.
It's actually the remains of your ex-boyfriend but you can call it steak if you wish.
I spent the weekend in Beverly Hills.
If that's a boast, it's pathetic. All the tour buses go up past those glitzy houses so you can rubberneck: "Ooh wow, I saw Burt Reynolds's guard's cat's tail!"
My student lodger has finally gone back to Korea.
What? He finally managed to escape from your Rompy room, did he? Bet the poor lad was exhausted!
I've just been sitting in a freezing Courtroom.
That'll teach you to commit crime.
I dropped the eggs on the way back from the shop.
