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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 04:50 am
Clary wrote:


I dropped the eggs on the way back from the shop.




You're lucky. Some women have no idea when they're ovulating.


I'm drinking a cup of council coffee.
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 07:31 am
Now I know where my taxes go Evil or Very Mad


I've just had a cup of Fairtrade Dark French filter coffee with a friend.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 1 Feb, 2007 08:14 am
Couldn't afford a whole cup each then. Maybe you're paying too much in tax. Very Happy



I've just managed to get some time to go and get some lunch, and I'm starving 'cos it's turned 2pm!
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 2 Feb, 2007 02:21 pm
NOBODY can starve if their lunch is an hour late, unless they are street people for whom one should have pity.

I bought a Skoda today (never thought I'd say that).
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 12:05 am
Isn't that the new car that was banned in the US because you have to be less than four feet tall to ride comfortably and it's performance makes the Yugo look like a luxury vehicle?


My girlfriend bought an awesome looking new outfit.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 7 Feb, 2007 02:04 am
Still dressing Barbie and Ken for entertainment? Sad.

My Skoda is the same as a VW but cheaper.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2007 09:24 am
I suppose you can say that about all the cheap shitty cars.


I may but a hybrid vehicle soon.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2007 05:35 am
but, eh? Is that like dogs do to each other?

I'm going to watch Notes on a Scandal today.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 10 Feb, 2007 05:52 pm
If you had a life of your own, you wouldn't have to watch that stuff.


It's another beautiful day here and I'm about to go or a walk.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 11 Feb, 2007 01:18 am
Glad they let you out for an hour a day, it gets so stuffy with 4 in a cell, doesn't it?

I very much enjoyed Judi Dench's acting in Notes on a Scandal.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Feb, 2007 11:15 pm
Yes but you also enjoy having your ass whacked with a metal wire brush so we must consider the source.


I have been enjoying the lovely spring-like weather we have been having.
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 15 Feb, 2007 02:31 am
That's not spring, that's the first days of Armageddon.

I'm having salmon for breakfast.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2007 12:19 am
But it's pissing off the bears that you are stealing THEIR breakfast.


It was a little chillier than usual in LA today.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Tue 20 Feb, 2007 10:40 am
No hotties clustering round? Maybe you're no longer hot property.

I am going to enjoy Carnival tonight.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 20 Feb, 2007 11:21 am
Translation: I'm going to get drunk, take my clothes off and run around the streets naked.


I'll be spending the weekend in Beverly Hills.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 20 Feb, 2007 06:05 pm
Pimping again? Good luck, with those clothes you'll be lucky to get picked up once.



I just spoke with my sister on the phone.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 20 Feb, 2007 09:56 pm
Has she forgiven you yet for torturing her when she was young?


I'm going to Amsterdam in the spring.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Thu 22 Feb, 2007 08:02 pm
translation: no body loves me where i am now


i have to clean the house today
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2007 01:25 am
Should be easy enough, just set fire to the cardboard and go and find a new box.


I am in Eastern Europe today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Mar, 2007 09:18 am
...Being tried for crimes against humanity.


I am heading off to Amsterdam in May.
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