Actually, the party is in the house next to yours. The invitation is to secure that you won't come.
I was in a job interview today. I tried my best to not get the job and failed miserably.
Well, someone's got to clean the trash dumpsters.
I have a new job myself.
It doesn't count unless it actually benefits someone.
Think I'll have me some red wine
I thought you only drank red wine for breakfast.
I've got to run to a meeting.
Off to intercept your wife and that guy again?
For breakfast it is white wine.
then u start on the heavy stuff
im eating cereal
You must be -- it's pretty obvious you're not paying attention to your spelling.
My car had a flat the other day.
Im sure its not as flat as your head.
My cat makes me smile.
Well, it thinks you're just pathetic
I am looking for a rewarding job
Someone would have to get a reward to hire you.
My horse is going to have a baby.
Should you not attent to your wife rather than your horse?
I became really angry yesterday
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
(I am the wife lol)
I love Pork Chops.
Just cause he's fat as a blimp is no reason to call him "Pork Chops".
I am going out for a bite.
What are you a Vampire?
(am I playing the game right?)lol
I think I am going to drink one more Mountain Dew befor bed.
I guess wetting the bed doesn't bother you.
This thread appears to be dying.
Having looked at your avatar image, I now wish I was dead.
I ready for some football.
Are you going to play or be a cheerleader?
I had Fritos for breakfast.
And Hostess Cupcakes for lunch and Dunkin Donuts for dinner, eh fatso?
I am watching the Patriots vs the Colts.
Careful not to strain an eyeball watching all that exertion
I thought horsefarm was a man
She's more of a man than you.
I'm glad Manning is going to the Super Bowl.
