Not only are you fat, ugly and stupid but you have such terminal lack of self esteem that you might as well be dead.
I still haven't shaken off my cold.
told u not to kiss that guy, or was it those girls u bought home could have been one of the five?
my favorite music at the moment is cat empire
At the moment you have bad taste. Of course, you will have bad taste in the next moment as well.
I must make sure my rock-hard abs don't get soft.
You mean softer..
I'm planning to write a book
No one else will read it except your mother.
I need to get back to the gym.
Or you can call someone and have them install a wider door to your apartment, so that you can go home.
I should really be sleeping right about now.
Oh, so you are at work.
I must go out shopping today.
Hopefully for deoderant.
I have to finish this book by monday.
'See Nip run' is on every page to make it easier.
I must book a rail journey today.
Are you still doing the prison visits to your relations then?
We have a small gathering this evening, that should be interesting.
A small gathering of your former inmates of the asylum? Sounds like a recipe for insanity...
I just smashed the #$&*%*) out of my finger just now!
And you did it simply because you enjoy the pain.
I saw John Travolta driving by yesterday.
wow its good to know he has one lonly and stupid fan
i got sunburned yesterday
Got drunk and passed out on the beach again? Give us a call when the bandages come off.
I hope an earthquake doesn't hit us here in southern Cal.
Afraid it will rattle your calm? It's just the earth trying to shake off vermin like a dog with fleas.
It is morning here, but I forgot to go to bed last night.
well u do forget a lot of things, but if u forget to breath im sure we wont cry
i had to work today
that's a first; hope it proves fatal
I have to drive today.
suprised u have a licence
i like sandals on my feet
How surprising; one would imagine you would prefer them on your ears.
I have to fly to the middle east on Saturday.
The specifically requested you. They must be running low on Americans worthy of shooting.
I was invited to Massachusetts for a party.
