was it the adventures of winnie the pooh
im looking forward to new yrs
You look forward to any chance to drink til you puke, you lush.
Man, I have some serious diarrhea today. Gotta run!
Your probably disolving you idiot.
I am going to be at a GREAT party tomorrow night.
A party of you and three twelve year old girls, you perv.
I was just given a bottle of Champage to welcome in the New Year!
It was a day too early - naturally you started with that and will go on drinking until Jan 1st.
I will not have a hangover tomorrow morning.
thats because no one wants to see you drunk today.
Ive been sleeping 4 hours a night for the last month.
is that all ur allowed in jail
i had a fun and safe new yrs while drinkin plenty
Translation: I woke up in jail and don't remember a thing.
I shall be attending my third function of the New Year this afternoon.
Just can't stay away from the soup kitchens, can you?
I'm working at a new job today.
A job a day - amazing you can last that long in any of them.
I've got a cold for the first time in years, all because I went on a crowded train.
Still jumping freight trains cuz you're too cheap to buy a ticket?
I'm about to have a cup of coffee
Start the year off with some excitement, eh?
I'm leaving for a New Years brunch in about 20 minutes.
only because your to pretentious and self envolved to have a regular one like everyone else.
I cant wait to lay around all day.
is that any different to normal
theres an ant on my screen
You probably going to kill it arent you. Kill anything in your way, its only you that matters.
I am always on the phone. my bill is going to be huge this month.
You spend endless hours trying desperately to find someone in the world who wants to talk to you! Have you called anyone in Zimbabwe?
I once met Rosa Parks.
Did she recognise you with your hood on?
I've just been for a walk outside, in the freezing cold wind.
I would have loaned you my coat if I'd known. You deserve a pay rise, getting cold like that.
I have to lay five metres of concrete tomorrow morning. I hope the weather improves.
Laying five metres of concrete? I've heard of perversions but this is the first time...
It warmed up enought to go to the beach today.
make sure u rug up as to not scare any one
im fat ugly and stupid (try insult me now)
