(Merry Christmas to all of you insulting ****-kickers) :wink:
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firefly
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Sun 24 Dec, 2006 09:39 pm
If you're wearing the pink strapless frock again, you'd best shave your chest and under your arms to avoid looking like a gorilla in drag, as you did last year.
I still have to finish wrapping Christmas gifts.
(Merry Christmas to all )
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NickFun
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Sun 24 Dec, 2006 10:47 pm
Why bother wrapping when the wrapping paper costs more than the gifts?
(Merry Christmas to you too Firefly!)
I'm glad I only see my sister once a year.
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Mathos
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Mon 25 Dec, 2006 10:39 am
Well if she resemble her brother, I can sappreciate your feelings.
I am blosted after such a dinner today!
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The Pentacle Queen
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Mon 25 Dec, 2006 01:22 pm
urrrr bloated anywau! whats peopels on erher on xmas days ????????
My got new ipod!!!!!!!!
my drunk!!!!!!!!!!! cross cos dad wont let me whatch vica r duibley. gotta watch doc martin. poooooooooooo
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Tai Chi
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Mon 25 Dec, 2006 07:36 pm
Somebody's been into the sherry...
Spending Boxing Day at home instead of spending big bucks at the mall.
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NickFun
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Mon 25 Dec, 2006 07:56 pm
Boxing Day - is that the day all you Brits climb into a ring and beat the **** out of each other?
I ate too much today.
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Mathos
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Tue 26 Dec, 2006 07:51 am
You mean you rummaged in more trash cans than normal for the surplus Christmas leavings.
I think us lads will be playing snooker this evening.
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NickFun
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Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:05 pm
Don't let your wife find out what you're REALLY doing with the lads.
A lady from England may be coming to visit me soon.
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Lord Ellpus
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Tue 26 Dec, 2006 04:24 pm
An English woman? You mean you actually got a reply from one? Amazing!
I think I shall hibernate until it feels warmer round these parts.
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Ticomaya
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Tue 26 Dec, 2006 11:44 pm
Stop telling your jokes. They put a chill in the air.
My Christmas vacation is over.
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McTag
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Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:21 am
No rest for the wicked, they say.
I'm going fishing.
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Ticomaya
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Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:30 am
Try to catch a clue.
I got some sun while skiing.
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NickFun
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Wed 27 Dec, 2006 12:35 am
You ski nude and dress in heavy woolens on the beach in July.
I would like to go snow skiing next month.
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Stray Cat
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 05:47 pm
As long as you go somewhere...
I'm still eating Christmas leftovers.
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soul collector
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 05:51 pm
i guess even the homless get leftovers
i finally got the internet on wireless
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Ticomaya
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 06:26 pm
Now if you only knew what to do with it.
I'm going to watch the K-State Bowl Game in 30 minutes.
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soul collector
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 06:30 pm
considering u set ur alam for 60 min ull mis the first half hour
i got a shirt for christmas
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NickFun
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 06:44 pm
Congratulations! How long have you been without one? Now just a pair of pants and you will be able to leave the house!
I got some towels for Christmas.
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Stray Cat
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Thu 28 Dec, 2006 06:49 pm
Now you'll be able to wash your hands after you "go."
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