NickFun wrote:
I just enjoyed a blueberry bagel wtih creamcheese.
.....And just WHERE did your Thai boy spread it on you this time?
I'm now listening to the Arctic Monkeys.
So your taste in music is bad too.
I'm tired after a very busy weekend.
Well, I know you weren't working, so what exactly was so fatiguing?
It's almost time for me to leave for the day.
Good luck getting past the attendants in the psych ward.
Red is my favorite color.
Of course. You enjoy watching people bleed.
Blue is my favorite color. Preferably a darker blue.
Thats a good sign for a depressive maniac, the cap fits eh Nick?
I'm driving to Kendal early tomorrow morning.
Thats a good sign for a depressive maniac, the cap fits eh Nick?
I'm driving to Kendal early tomorrow morning.
Thats a good sign for a depressive maniac, the cap fits eh Nick?
I'm driving to Kendal early tomorrow morning.
Well they do say Mint Cake is an aphrodisiac...
I'm moving to Chorlton soon.
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Why, are they opening a Male pole dancing club there soon?
I'm knackered.
did the farmer mistake u for a bull (u brought that on urself)
its raining its pouring
And you're too dumb to figure out how to open an umbrella.
My Christmas shopping is all done.
You bought a lump of coal for all your family members. How sweet!
I bought my mom her first cell phone for Christmas.
They're allowed personal phones in their cells?
I've eaten too many mince pies.
Are they giving out free pies in The Scrubs this year?
Going to a great party tomorrow, fancy dress as well, I might just go as a pompous cocney and do that silly accent.
Don't forget to wear an XXL cockney shirt, so you can cover that chip on your shoulder.
I'm listening to Chelsea v Wigan at the mo.
Yes, that would be your idea of getting some exercise, you lazy couch potato.
I am not bashful about expressing my opinions.
You call girls are never bashful, do you still do a $5 trick?
I think I'll buy my wife a new set of pans for Christmas.
How romantic, mathos, you tight bastard!
If my man bought me pans, I would refuse to fulfill my marital duties (shag) for at least 48 hours.
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He must buy you pans every other day!
I am in Florida and the weather is really nice!
