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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 1 Dec, 2006 10:15 am
I'm surprised you can make it to the water with a couple of tanks on your back!


I had a nice trip out today, nice weather, very nice lunch and a gorgeous barmaid!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 1 Dec, 2006 11:47 pm
Too bad you had to leave that lovely place and go back to your rainy home with lousy food and atrocious wife.


I shall be flying to Chicago on Sunday for five days.
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LittleBitty
 
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Reply Fri 1 Dec, 2006 11:51 pm
Enjoy your indoor surroundings while working in Chicago for those five days.

I bought some really thoughtful gifts for my family this year.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 01:03 am
Big deal. You know you're adopted, don't you?

My cat sure does pee a lot these days.
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LittleBitty
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 02:22 am
That would explain the stain around the inside rim of your hat.

My husband cooked dinner this evening.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 06:28 am
I feel sorry for your husband if he has to cook to get a decent meal.


I am going to have lunch shortly, hows about a big bacon muffin with a slice of black pudding and an egg?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 07:52 am
The only insulting thing to say about that is 'give us half of that muffin, Mathos, you greedy bastard!'

I'm going to hand wash my smalls.

x
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 09:38 am
Your smalls? Ah, you lives in a house full of dwarves.




I shall be meeting some friends for cocktails this evening.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 09:40 am
Translation: I'm going to the tranny bar tonight!

This nasty cold I have just won't go away.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 02:31 pm
You need a bit of lead in your left ear, it cures all ills, do wanna borrow my gun?



I think I shall treat Sunday like a holy day tomorrow and rest up!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 03:58 pm
What's your excuse for resting up the other six days?


I seem to have misplaced my cell phone and I feel naked without it!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 2 Dec, 2006 04:18 pm
The LA idiot lost his phone and he's naked, like a fool, so he pulled his foreskin over his head, and yodelled down his tool!




My wife is roasting an organic leg of lamb tomorrow.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 01:41 am
Spiked with that pulonium stuff I suspect.


I am in Chicago and it is bitter cold here.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:18 am
The 'Windy City' rather apt for your disposition i would have thought.



I got saturated earlier today, again; I think England has been moved into a rain forest hemisphere.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 11:35 am
Look on the positive side....just count it as your monthly ablutions and think of all the money you've saved on hot water.



My new TV is being delivered tomorrow.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 12:15 pm
Finally decided to trade in the black and white? Now you can watch both English channels in living color!


I just went for a quick walk in the snow. Not as bad as I'd thought.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 12:17 pm
You are an ugly bastard, snowing or not.

I am beautiful
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 12:21 pm
If you're beautiful, I'd hate to meet your ugly sister.



I've just eaten.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 02:33 pm
Another plate of boiled beef and cabbage I suppose.



I need a canoe judging by the state of things outside.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Dec, 2006 05:46 pm
Perhaps you are just starting to realize you live in a swamp.


I am told I have no regional accent.
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