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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 07:34 am
Thats not your cat it's a rat with rabies.



I have to drive to Canberra Road shortly.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 02:35 pm
No doubt to visit the Canterbury Road Prison which is where you shall soon reside.


It's getting a little chilly here in LA.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 03:11 pm
Oh not another LA dickhead, putting boots, fur coats, scarves and gloves on when it gets around 75%F Wrapping your poodles up in thermo and electric coats with the fluffy boots;- I have never seen anything like it in my life! Complaining the ketchup has gone thick! Heaters on full wack in the cars and homes. What you gonna do when the snow comes to you?


I'm glad Man U are one up, disappointed Bolton are 1 down to Chelsea
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 09:21 am
Too bad no one in America (or the rest of the world) gives a ****.


American football is a real mans sport.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 10:53 am
And we all know you're not man enough to play it.


My boss is back today Sad
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 10:57 am
That is so funny Nick! God knows what you call men over there? Your talking about big daft oinks running around in padded cells and tempered crash helmets, can't even think for themselves, gotta call a halt every ten minutes or so to remind each other what the ball is, where they are, and what they should be doing!

A game of rugby would kill them!


I'm playing snooker with a few of the lads tonight, should be fun, it usually is.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 11:41 am
Your friends enjoy winning and you love to lose! A merry time for all!



Last night it went down to a bone chilling 50F.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 11:47 am
You shouldn't get your kicks by dunking it in an ice bucket then.


My dog now has a flashing collar.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 11:48 am
That should make entry easier.

I recently purchased a new manure spreader.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:00 pm
Hola - you ARE a manure spreader!


I need a cup of java.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:06 pm
You need a cup of plaster.

I have rather large and defined muscles.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:27 pm
Between your ears, maybe, but that's about it.


I ate a roast beef and swiss cheese sandwich for breakfast.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:29 pm
I hope you made those boys earn their money, before they flew back to Europe.

It's getting colder.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:31 pm
That is how you justify shrinkage?

I am glad I am not in Lord Ellpus' shoes.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:37 pm
I bet he's glad you ain't too;-Fancy being a senile old coote of a ****-kicker running around with a [itchfork in bib and brace overalls!

I like guys from the mid-west, they are so funny. "You come across on one o'them big birds?"


I have to drive into Manchester tomorrow.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:41 pm
You have roads up there? Blimey!


I'm eating Pizza.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 12:44 pm
That's a mirror you gormless cockney gobbin.



I'm going to drive to Knutsford and have lunch at The Whipping Stocks after my meeting tomorrow morning.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:02 pm
Take your flat cap, as it's forecast windy...and don't leave those whippets behind, otherwise you'll have nothing to race when you get to the meet.



I'm going to have a session with the weights soon.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 02:11 pm
I can imagine you puffing and panting with the paper weights on your desk.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 02:24 pm
I'm sure you can big fellah.


I like to go scuba diving sometimes.
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