Thats not your cat it's a rat with rabies.
I have to drive to Canberra Road shortly.
No doubt to visit the Canterbury Road Prison which is where you shall soon reside.
It's getting a little chilly here in LA.
Oh not another LA dickhead, putting boots, fur coats, scarves and gloves on when it gets around 75%F Wrapping your poodles up in thermo and electric coats with the fluffy boots;- I have never seen anything like it in my life! Complaining the ketchup has gone thick! Heaters on full wack in the cars and homes. What you gonna do when the snow comes to you?
I'm glad Man U are one up, disappointed Bolton are 1 down to Chelsea
Too bad no one in America (or the rest of the world) gives a ****.
American football is a real mans sport.
And we all know you're not man enough to play it.
My boss is back today
That is so funny Nick! God knows what you call men over there? Your talking about big daft oinks running around in padded cells and tempered crash helmets, can't even think for themselves, gotta call a halt every ten minutes or so to remind each other what the ball is, where they are, and what they should be doing!
A game of rugby would kill them!
I'm playing snooker with a few of the lads tonight, should be fun, it usually is.
Your friends enjoy winning and you love to lose! A merry time for all!
Last night it went down to a bone chilling 50F.
You shouldn't get your kicks by dunking it in an ice bucket then.
My dog now has a flashing collar.
That should make entry easier.
I recently purchased a new manure spreader.
Hola - you ARE a manure spreader!
I need a cup of java.
You need a cup of plaster.
I have rather large and defined muscles.
Between your ears, maybe, but that's about it.
I ate a roast beef and swiss cheese sandwich for breakfast.
I hope you made those boys earn their money, before they flew back to Europe.
It's getting colder.
That is how you justify shrinkage?
I am glad I am not in Lord Ellpus' shoes.
I bet he's glad you ain't too;-Fancy being a senile old coote of a ****-kicker running around with a [itchfork in bib and brace overalls!
I like guys from the mid-west, they are so funny. "You come across on one o'them big birds?"
I have to drive into Manchester tomorrow.
You have roads up there? Blimey!
I'm eating Pizza.
That's a mirror you gormless cockney gobbin.
I'm going to drive to Knutsford and have lunch at The Whipping Stocks after my meeting tomorrow morning.
Take your flat cap, as it's forecast windy...and don't leave those whippets behind, otherwise you'll have nothing to race when you get to the meet.
I'm going to have a session with the weights soon.
I can imagine you puffing and panting with the paper weights on your desk.
I'm sure you can big fellah.
I like to go scuba diving sometimes.
