They obviously think you walked in from the Ozarks.
I think I will be visiting my accountants next week.
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Tue 5 Dec, 2006 08:34 am
You will have to explain your snooker losses again. I suspect this will be your last visit as your remaining $5 is not worth their while.
I can't wait to leave this frozen tundra on Friday.
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soul collector
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Tue 5 Dec, 2006 09:12 pm
u wouldnt be there if u could read a map
i dont like sprouts
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Mathos
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Fri 8 Dec, 2006 12:14 pm
Well your going to eat them, or I will hold your nose and ram them down your throat.
I'm having an early night tonight.
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NickFun
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 01:31 am
Translation: One more drink and I will be unconscious.
I have returned to the wonderful land of sun!
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 05:49 am
The biggest bull **** state in the nation, excluding texas.
I'm looking forward to the Manchester football derby later on today.
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NickFun
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 10:16 am
You just can't wait to see those hot men in their little shorts with their penises hanging out.
I am going to the beach this afternoon.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 11:53 am
It's going to be windy, you had better carry some weights.
My wife has arranged a small party for later this evening, I think it will be fun.
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Sturgis
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 11:56 am
You idiot! It's your going away party...she finally came to her senses and is dumping you for the hobo living under the railway overpass...he's taking your spot in bed tonight.
Last night I slept very peacefully.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:00 pm
Of course you did, what woman would ever have the desire to rouse you!
I normally get mobbed by women in nightclubs.
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Sturgis
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:04 pm
They are actually attempting to beat you with clubs, and still you don't take the hint.
My computer went haywire before.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:08 pm
It's Christmas, it was having a drink, hadn't you better tell it, it's not real.
My computer is unstable. So I whack it one every now and then.
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Sturgis
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:12 pm
Apparently your computer is just like you...unstable but why the urge to keep whacking yourself over the head as well?
I ran out of dental floss.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:20 pm
Just take them out and steep them like you normally do.
I need a new back strap for my blower.
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NickFun
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:20 pm
Oh goodness! NOW how are you going to wipe your ass???
I'm shooting a one day short film today.
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Mathos
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 12:29 pm
He means his girl friend videos him on her mobile.
I'm going to get a film audition I think.
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NickFun
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Sat 9 Dec, 2006 01:18 pm
Anyone can audition but your producers are seeking someone over 4" in length thus disqualifying you.
I am on a film set at the moment with my Sony Vaio.
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Mathos
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Sun 10 Dec, 2006 01:42 pm
Where on earth has he been shoplifting this week?
I am on the moon at present looking down on earth.
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NickFun
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Sun 10 Dec, 2006 05:55 pm
Those must have been some mushrooms!
I no longer indulge in anything stronger than marijuana.
but why the urge to keep whacking yourself over the head as well?